Comments | iamshadow: Cursed, I tell you.

iamshadow

Cursed, I tell you.

Sep 19, 2009 00:54

The house over our back fence is cursed to house only twats ( Read more... )

Comments 18

frakkin_addict September 18 2009, 15:14:51 UTC

oooooooooh! Nothing boils my blood more than loud people keeping me from sleeping! I used to have neighbours like that. grrrrrrrrrrr. Sorry.

You never know... Karma might pop in and kick 'em in the ass. (We can only hope!)

iamshadow September 18 2009, 15:17:38 UTC

I doubt it.

THE HOUSE, IT PROTECTS THEM.

frakkin_addict September 18 2009, 15:19:01 UTC

Hahaha! Yup, then it really is cursed!

aunty_marion September 18 2009, 15:51:41 UTC

Easy. Train Dougall to wiggle in under their fence (*not* from your back yard!), bite them in the ankles viciously, and then escape, again in a totally different direction. "My dog? Bite your ankles? Why, no, he's been here all along, and such a cuddly-wuddly ickle pup, he wouldn't hurt a fly...."

iamshadow September 18 2009, 15:53:58 UTC

Dougall would roll onto his back for tummy pats. He's such a cuddle slut.

earth_dragon September 18 2009, 16:21:03 UTC

Everyone has got neighbors like that, sweetie. It never fails. I even have a special tag for mine, "the neighbors need to die!"

I, too, wish them genital boils and shoe spiders.

iamshadow September 19 2009, 01:59:14 UTC

Thank you! It seems to have worked, this time.

ask_theharkni September 18 2009, 16:56:05 UTC

SHOULD I BRING OUT THE CROWBAR? Because I will...

HAHAHAHAHA!

iamshadow September 19 2009, 01:59:46 UTC

No crowbar needed this time, sweetie. I'll let you know if I need you in the future, though.

ask_theharkni September 19 2009, 02:01:49 UTC

YOU BETTER. I JUST GOT A NEW ONE AND AM DYING TO USE IT.

ksol1460 September 18 2009, 20:04:21 UTC

Can't you complain to the cops or something?

iamshadow September 19 2009, 01:58:42 UTC

Maybe they heard my ill-wishing, but they shut up by 2am this time. :D