Reasons why not to have drunk ass people at your house
Drunk people spill shit everywhere. Drunk people eat all your Campbell's Select Soups. Drunk people break things. Drunk people stay up late. Drunk people play loud music. Drunk people light things on fire that are definately not sage no matter what the person says and it fucking makes the whole house smell like burning rubber. Drunk people play drinking games. Drunk people are loud. Drunk people eat all your almonds.
Just kidding, last night was a lot of fun. You fuckers know how to get crunk. I woke up and laughed my ass off, then had to lie down 'cuz my head hurt so much. Work sucked today because of that headache. That shit hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat.
I got to see Brad dive through the little opening between our kitchen and living room last night. That was really cool. But anyway, no one is coming over for three weeks cuz I hate you all and my head still hurts.
Just kidding, last night was a lot of fun. You fuckers know how to get crunk. I woke up and laughed my ass off, then had to lie down 'cuz my head hurt so much. Work sucked today because of that headache. That shit hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat.
I got to see Brad dive through the little opening between our kitchen and living room last night. That was really cool. But anyway, no one is coming over for three weeks cuz I hate you all and my head still hurts.