I'm so freaking wasted
Ok, I am a waste. Last night I got real drunk off of Amy's stupid rum and now I'm drinking steel reserve. I seriously need to take up some sort of violent hobby. Sometimes I just wish my life turned into one of those fucking zombie movies. Then I could go save some hot bitch from the evil zombies and kill a bunch of them. Then when I'm all sweaty and have zombie chunks and juice all over me, I can fuck some girl that has her wedding dress or something all ripped up and is looking sexy as hell like a freakin' love goddess. This is my ultimate fantasy. I say true, sai.
Watch out for canceled checks. That shit hurts your balance. Oh yeah, coporate America is seriously giving me head right now. It feels so good. I'm getting promoted. I love America. Suck my dick, bitch. Yes.
Watch out for canceled checks. That shit hurts your balance. Oh yeah, coporate America is seriously giving me head right now. It feels so good. I'm getting promoted. I love America. Suck my dick, bitch. Yes.