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So, I had to go to the bathroom to take a piss this afternoon - to the bathrooms which are (thankfully) located down the hall and shared by the entire floor. I say thankfully because if the bathroom was in our actual office i would probably have no friends here.
So anyways i go to unzip and start my business when all of a sudden there are these horribly loud crashing and crushing noises. I swear, it sounded like there was a Transformers battle of epic proportions going on on the other side of the bathroom wall. What the fuck??!! (i actually said out loud). It took me by so much surprise I nearly painted the entire bathroom with my piss.
Well apparently they are doing construction in the office situated next to the bathroom area, and decided to do some jackhammering & buzzsawing at the same moment i decide to relieve myself. Awesome folks - can they put of a fuckin sign or some shit??
CAUTION: There is construction going on, so make sure not to shit & piss yourself when you hear things that make you feel the building is about to implode. Thank You.
Damn
But speaking of Transformers - is Megan Fox not the absolute most gorgeous and amazing creature the Lord Almighty has ever blessed this planet with or what? Is she for real? Is there really a human being without a single freakin flaw, at least physically?? Perfect hair, perfect eyes, lips, body, etc etc - and she's got tattoos! AND she's bisexual!! It's like some genuises created her a la Weird Science. Obviously not blessed so much in the 'acting' arena, but who the hell cares? You can put her in a Care Bears movie and i'd watch it.
Sorry, i just needed to vent about that. Anyone have any other opinions?