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I was hungry
i went into the kitchen in search for food. i opened the frige. HEY! i found a bagel. mmk, so i stuck it in the toaster.... well i cut it then put it in there. and then i got out the peanut butter and jelly because toasted bagels are amazing with jelly and peanut butter. so then i warmed my hands on above the toaster.. it felt so nice, i started thinking about how cool it would be for a heating company to do a commercial about someone who was making toast just to keep his hands warm... haha.. it humored me.. and then it popped and scared me so then i took it out of hte toaster onto a plate.
I got out a knife
and then i started spreading peanut butter on the bagel.. so far so good. i love the way peanut butter melts on bagels. mmm.. and so then i open the jelly, and me being stupid just held on to the cap and twisted making my whole can of jelly fall onto the floor and break into a million little pieces, so then i scream, SHIT and yell at the dogs to stop eating the glass.. hah. stupid animals. and so then i was picking up the whole jar that still had some jelly in it and i put it on the table then all the little pieces while shoving my dogs away to keep them from dying and so then i cleaned up the mess.
and then i went back to making my sandwhich. i started looking for another container i could put the rest of the jelly in, but i didn't find any, SOOO i decided id use what i coudl then dipose of the jar in the garage.. somewhere. :) and so i took the knife and scraped what i could out.. i noticed one side of the jelly jar had pieces of glass in it,.. but thats okay! cause it wasn't what i had scraped out. so then i threw the jar... away. and then put my sandwhich together.
half way through i crunched on something hard and it jabbed into my gum..
OW!! it hurt but i got over it. and spit out what was in my mouth..
eh i was okay, i wasn't bleeding
so i continue to eat.
OW! another piece.
yeah there were about 3 more pieces. but all around i was fine.. until after when i burped up glass..
haha
and then later while i was on the computer caleb went into the garbage and ate the WHOLE BROKEN JELLY JAR.
i hope he dies.
end of story
I was hungry
i went into the kitchen in search for food. i opened the frige. HEY! i found a bagel. mmk, so i stuck it in the toaster.... well i cut it then put it in there. and then i got out the peanut butter and jelly because toasted bagels are amazing with jelly and peanut butter. so then i warmed my hands on above the toaster.. it felt so nice, i started thinking about how cool it would be for a heating company to do a commercial about someone who was making toast just to keep his hands warm... haha.. it humored me.. and then it popped and scared me so then i took it out of hte toaster onto a plate.
I got out a knife
and then i started spreading peanut butter on the bagel.. so far so good. i love the way peanut butter melts on bagels. mmm.. and so then i open the jelly, and me being stupid just held on to the cap and twisted making my whole can of jelly fall onto the floor and break into a million little pieces, so then i scream, SHIT and yell at the dogs to stop eating the glass.. hah. stupid animals. and so then i was picking up the whole jar that still had some jelly in it and i put it on the table then all the little pieces while shoving my dogs away to keep them from dying and so then i cleaned up the mess.
and then i went back to making my sandwhich. i started looking for another container i could put the rest of the jelly in, but i didn't find any, SOOO i decided id use what i coudl then dipose of the jar in the garage.. somewhere. :) and so i took the knife and scraped what i could out.. i noticed one side of the jelly jar had pieces of glass in it,.. but thats okay! cause it wasn't what i had scraped out. so then i threw the jar... away. and then put my sandwhich together.
half way through i crunched on something hard and it jabbed into my gum..
OW!! it hurt but i got over it. and spit out what was in my mouth..
eh i was okay, i wasn't bleeding
so i continue to eat.
OW! another piece.
yeah there were about 3 more pieces. but all around i was fine.. until after when i burped up glass..
haha
and then later while i was on the computer caleb went into the garbage and ate the WHOLE BROKEN JELLY JAR.
i hope he dies.
end of story