I don't know how to pace myself in public places
so there's a fuckbunch of us at the bar the other night, like 10-15 people (half of whom I barely know) that I came with. I'm fucking MANGLED. really wasted. so Devin turns to me and says "Dude, Jason, are you drunk?" and somehow my reply is "NO! I'M A FUCKIN OCTOPUS, BITCH!"