FIC: Beauty Is Scalp-Deep

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OF COURSE IT FOLLOWS THAT I FINALLY MANAGE TO WRITE FIC AND IT'S COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK NONSENSE.

Title: Beauty Is Scalp-Deep
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Warnings: Complete crack, blatant use of awful tropes, flagrant disregard for Charles Xavier's actual characterisation, and a really lacklustre ending
Summary: After a recent and jarring

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[nebulia]

lololol I was actually thinking about it, and then realized there was no way I could picture James MacAvoy bald.

...and then I thought about it some more and now I don't know if I could picture Patrick Stewart with hair. And that the thought of him with hair was incredibly horrifying.

<3 SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS

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OH GOD NOOOOOOOO CANNOT UNSEE

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Whuuuuuuuuuuut...