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FIC: Beauty Is Scalp-Deep

Jun 04, 2011 03:40

OF COURSE IT FOLLOWS THAT I FINALLY MANAGE TO WRITE FIC AND IT'S COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK NONSENSE.

Title: Beauty Is Scalp-Deep
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Warnings: Complete crack, blatant use of awful tropes, flagrant disregard for Charles Xavier's actual characterisation, and a really lacklustre ending
Summary: After a recent and jarring ( Read more... )

fandom: x-men movieverse, fanfiction, fandom: marvel

Comments 13

johnnash June 4 2011, 15:53:39 UTC

Way to make my birthday hilarious, my friend!

(Seriously, I feel this way about my own hair so it was doubly appreciated.)

iambickilometer June 4 2011, 20:23:18 UTC

Oh, happy birthday! Glad I could help!

(Oh god I don't even want to think about going bald. Fortunately most of my family have full heads of hair so I should be okay but I understand movie!Charles' attachment so completely. This is a loving parody)

(Also, if you're curious, I am totally working on the fic wherein they go to Genosha, so you may finally see that shortly.)

johnnash June 13 2011, 19:49:32 UTC

A belated thank you! I spent the day watching television and then the next week and a half doing bar prep. Fun times.

(I hope you're okay. Every day I see more hair in the shower and it makes me want to cry because my hair is one of the only two parts of my body that I've ever truly liked. And it's the only part of my body that didn't have physical problems. Boo)

(And that makes me very happy. Any fandom to get me through this summer is greatly appreciated)

hedgerose June 4 2011, 18:46:45 UTC

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

nebulia June 4 2011, 20:11:55 UTC

lololol I was actually thinking about it, and then realized there was no way I could picture James MacAvoy bald.

...and then I thought about it some more and now I don't know if I could picture Patrick Stewart with hair. And that the thought of him with hair was incredibly horrifying.

<3 SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS

iambickilometer June 4 2011, 20:16:46 UTC

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iambickilometer June 4 2011, 20:18:42 UTC

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nebulia June 4 2011, 20:30:31 UTC

OH GOD NOOOOOOOO CANNOT UNSEE

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turntap2 June 4 2011, 22:02:10 UTC

Let's be friends, forever.

iambickilometer June 5 2011, 00:17:42 UTC

This is a suggestion I can get behind. :D

tehchou July 22 2011, 14:49:43 UTC

Oh god what even this is clearly exactly how it would go. Oh Charles.

And then I scroll down and see livejournal's giving me a alternate brand rogaine add and I die all over, again.