We won't even touch tomatoes and avocados

[iamangelachase]

This morning, my mother tried to convince me that strawberries were citrus

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[janusfiles]

Let me guess -- next, she is going to try to tell you that the existence of the Babel Fish is proof of the non-existence of God.

[iamangelachase]

No. That level of thinking is higher than where she is.

[janusfiles]

Does she even have a level of thinking?

[iamangelachase]

She does, but it is extraterrestrial.