The problem with pork chops
We bought pork chops on Monday. I meant for us to have them on Tuesday.
Dad left out the ground beef as well. We had hamburgers on Tuesday.
Wednesday is fried chicken night. We had that on Wednesday.
You'd think they'd finally get made on Thursday. Nope. Mom made pasta.
(Pasta night is normally Monday. We had leftover pork roast on Monday.)
I got kinda mad--"We need to make the pork chops!"
It was agreed that we'd have pork chops on Friday.
Dad did not get the message. He got home first. He made frozen pizza.
Gaaa!
Today. Finally. Pork chops.
But wait...
I couldn't log in at first. I checked LiveJournal's status page. The users in the Porkchop cluster were having issues.
Guess where I am?
Yup.
Porkchop.
Dad left out the ground beef as well. We had hamburgers on Tuesday.
Wednesday is fried chicken night. We had that on Wednesday.
You'd think they'd finally get made on Thursday. Nope. Mom made pasta.
(Pasta night is normally Monday. We had leftover pork roast on Monday.)
I got kinda mad--"We need to make the pork chops!"
It was agreed that we'd have pork chops on Friday.
Dad did not get the message. He got home first. He made frozen pizza.
Gaaa!
Today. Finally. Pork chops.
But wait...
I couldn't log in at first. I checked LiveJournal's status page. The users in the Porkchop cluster were having issues.
Guess where I am?
Yup.
Porkchop.