Guess what I've done!
I have Googled myself before, but Laura gave me an idea to actually put all those crazy things here for you to check out. Strange.
Even better: One of these is actually me. Just one. But I am actually in here.
(If you know which one I am, don't ruin it for the players at home. Just keep it to yourself.)
Oh, and no, I am NOT the one that went to the same college as Jimmy Fallon. Damned if I wouldn't spread that knowledge around!
What's super-freaky: Some of these could actually be me. I have taught, I majored in music and English (writing)...I hope nobody got confused out there.
So...who am I? What have I done? Let's take a look...
Jobs
I am...
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a decorating and furniture expert (with the hated nickname) (Dude, maybe she'd give me a discount...)
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a nurse in Pennsylvania...
a career consultant in Texas...
a journalist School or Learning-Related
I am...
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a first-grade teacher (actually, I think I know of this one)
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a music director at a private school in Connecticut...
a piano/flute instructor (again in CT--same person?)
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an English professor in Florida (and she's only four years older than me, if she got her BS on time...freaky)
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a professor at NU (Laura, were you in my class?)
I went to college with...Jimmy Fallon?!? (And then became a teacher)I made the 6th grade "B" honor roll...
*and* I was a University Honors Program senior in MichiganI am in a college photo gallery More tidbits
I placed last in two Virginia high school track races (though I did get fourth in another)
I also run in MassachusettsI am morbidly obese?You can contact me about Indianhead Scouting in MinnesotaI was at the opening of the Apple Store in OhioI am...German?I won a Harley?!? And the best one, which I will not put up here...
My first and middle names are shared...by a PORN STAR. And I found that out on Easter 2003, when my mom and grandma were googling all our names to see what showed up. Why yes, that *was* a memorable holiday, thanks for asking.
And I think I lead a boring life.