In the last eighteen hours I've learned....

[ialwayshadasoul]

1. That I really must be androgynous, because my face barely changed, despite the fact I sprouted an AWESOME pair of breasts and lost my dick.

2. I miss my dick, but the breasts are incredibly awesome and are totally worth it, temporary as it all is.

Edit: 2b. Bras are even more confusing when they're on yourself. Thanks for the lender, Harmony

Comments

[kindacanidae]

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Wow.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Dude you got WINGS? Wings beat boobs.

[kindacanidae]

I think yours are bigger, though.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Nah, just more compact. I bet they weigh the same, once you factor in the not-feather muscle and bone part. I think.

I keep tripping, though.

[kindacanidae]

They're all muscle and feather, not much bone. What're yours? Jelly?

I keep knocking scrolls of of desks.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Must have some bone, though, or they wouldn't be able to hold shape. Uhm... I dunno, fat cells and mammory glands, I think. Like real breasts.

Take off from class?

[kindacanidae]

Some bone...mostly at the shoulder. If you want to be scientific about it, they probably are real breasts.

I did. I'm supposed to be having them looked at, but I know it's not a hex.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Must be. They feel like real breasts.

nope, just regular Brawl craziness. Go for a fly :)

[kindacanidae]

Which feel like jelly, so I don't think I was wrong before.

Pretty much confined to the tower. Meggie's going to help me out, though.

[ialwayshadasoul]

...I never thought of it that way before, actually. But you're right.

Oh good!

wait, if you're in a tower,why can't you just, I dunno, jump out the window?

[kindacanidae]

Exactly.

And...if the wings don't work?

[ialwayshadasoul]

You'll have a broom, duh.

[kindacanidae]

Nah, they took that too. But at least there was a back up plan involved here.

[ialwayshadasoul]

So? I read the books, just accio it or someone's. :)

[kindacanidae]

Don't need to, Meggie brought me to...wherever. I didn't ask her what it's called here.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Rock on! Let me know how the flying goes!