In the last eighteen hours I've learned....
1. That I really must be androgynous, because my face barely changed, despite the fact I sprouted an AWESOME pair of breasts and lost my dick.
2. I miss my dick, but the breasts are incredibly awesome and are totally worth it, temporary as it all is.
Edit: 2b. Bras are even more confusing when they're on yourself. Thanks for the lender, Harmony, but I'll do the hippie thing, I think.
3. HOW DO WOMEN KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF THEMSELVES?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Seriously - how can they not be constantly playing with their breasts? They're AMAZING. They're soft and firm all at the same time, and they feel good, and it feels good when you do, and they're just... I LOVE BREASTS. *cough* Seriously. It's an amazing thing. I'm of a mind, now more than ever, that women who do not constantly play with their breasts, must be among the most strong-willed self-denying creatures in existence!!!!!
Oh, and Lorne? I've been raiding your bar-blood supply. Animal stuff tastes like crap, and I didn't want River ending up like I did by being all denyingish. Didn't think you'd mind.
EDIT 2: This Video. XD (has panty shots at the end)
EDIT 3:: AND THIS ONE! BOOBIES!!!!!
2. I miss my dick, but the breasts are incredibly awesome and are totally worth it, temporary as it all is.
Edit: 2b. Bras are even more confusing when they're on yourself. Thanks for the lender, Harmony, but I'll do the hippie thing, I think.
3. HOW DO WOMEN KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF THEMSELVES?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Seriously - how can they not be constantly playing with their breasts? They're AMAZING. They're soft and firm all at the same time, and they feel good, and it feels good when you do, and they're just... I LOVE BREASTS. *cough* Seriously. It's an amazing thing. I'm of a mind, now more than ever, that women who do not constantly play with their breasts, must be among the most strong-willed self-denying creatures in existence!!!!!
Oh, and Lorne? I've been raiding your bar-blood supply. Animal stuff tastes like crap, and I didn't want River ending up like I did by being all denyingish. Didn't think you'd mind.
EDIT 2: This Video. XD (has panty shots at the end)
EDIT 3:: AND THIS ONE! BOOBIES!!!!!