Not more than a few hours ago Oderus pulled out his cuddle fish and peed all over me.  I bathed in the  blood of aliens and a presidents.  I witnessed unspeakable acts of violence.  My ears are ringing with the screams of victims and power chords.  It was a good night.

     Months of anticipation are over.  Last night I witnessed the most revolting, disgusting, violent acts committed on the planet earth since the thawing.  I saw bodies ripped apart, animal corpses raped, Satan slaughtered, cops killed, the VT killer dismembered, and crackheads beheaded. I bathed in their blood and the secretions of their killers ( Read more... )