Cards Against Humanity...*Yawn*
So, this is it, eh, folks? That's the worst you can come up with? People are getting all shocked and wide-eyed over the game responses on youtube vids and I'm barely able to keep my eyes open. 5 minutes of Brickleberry is more edgy.
For those of you not in the know, this game was created by privileged people to shock and abhor the players for laughs. This is not a aspersion upon coming from wealth, but on their lack of worldly experience. How you play it is there are two sets of cards. One poses a question or fill in the blank statement, the other set are answers. This is where it supposed to go off into 'jaw-dropping' territory. Everyone in the group has both cards and submits what they think is the worst answer possible to every posed question. The worst answer is decided upon by the person whose turn it was to ask a question card.
"I never..." gets better responses. At least then you get drunk.
White people scalps as currency? Brown people as the future prize in happy meals? Puh-lease. If they wanted to shock me, at least use the right damn terms. The whole point of the game is to make people uncomfortable, so why not go for the full-force offensive?
Hell, even if you didn't want to use the nastiest of terms, there are milder insults that are just as affective and even more humorous. I always liked the word darkies, and the term drum beaters.
When your shock-value game gets the reaction "What kinda Milquetoast, mayonnaise motherfucker thought this was edgy?", it's time to work on your material.
Though, I gotta say the tears of children was a good one when paired with "What's good to the last drop?". One, you got one. *rollseyes*
For those of you not in the know, this game was created by privileged people to shock and abhor the players for laughs. This is not a aspersion upon coming from wealth, but on their lack of worldly experience. How you play it is there are two sets of cards. One poses a question or fill in the blank statement, the other set are answers. This is where it supposed to go off into 'jaw-dropping' territory. Everyone in the group has both cards and submits what they think is the worst answer possible to every posed question. The worst answer is decided upon by the person whose turn it was to ask a question card.
"I never..." gets better responses. At least then you get drunk.
White people scalps as currency? Brown people as the future prize in happy meals? Puh-lease. If they wanted to shock me, at least use the right damn terms. The whole point of the game is to make people uncomfortable, so why not go for the full-force offensive?
Hell, even if you didn't want to use the nastiest of terms, there are milder insults that are just as affective and even more humorous. I always liked the word darkies, and the term drum beaters.
When your shock-value game gets the reaction "What kinda Milquetoast, mayonnaise motherfucker thought this was edgy?", it's time to work on your material.
Though, I gotta say the tears of children was a good one when paired with "What's good to the last drop?". One, you got one. *rollseyes*