Oct 20, 2009 21:20
[ ROWR. This is the sound of the main room of a house being destroyed by a werelion.
That? Was totally the sound of a bookcase being knocked over. And I hope you didn't want anything in that liquor cabinet-- oh, right, you probably did. Sucks to be you.
But just then, it apparently strikes midnight and-- well, the lion was roaring at the time. Here's what it sounded like: ]
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Confound it!
[ deep breaths. Deep, calming breaths. And shuffling around through broken glass. ] Wine everywhere-- ow!
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What an inconvenient curse. There go my plans for the evening.