What Happens in Berkeley Part Two
Dam so i just scared the shit out of myslef. Its 3:00 in the morning and i bike home and walk inside and am about to put away some groceries when i hear a crazy clawing sound. and as i listened it got louder and louder and then i herd thuds and tapping and Im just like what the fuk where is this coming from? I thought it could be from the roof, the backyard, the bathroom, i was even paranoid it was some animal in a cabinet. So then my mind wanders to think that someone might be stealing my bike in the backyard so i go to the front window to see if anyone is getting away but of course its dead silent. so then i go back to the kitchen thinking im crazy walk into the bathroom and look at the window and see someone in my backyard. My heart seriously dropped in my chest, i have never actually felt that shocked in my life. but then i realized it was my own reflection from the mirror reflecting on the window and felt like a fool.
so anyways back to last weekend....
So my first concern was my phone. I didnt give a shit about the pice of shit phone it was but all the numbers in it would have sucked to have to get back. I knew it was on silent because of the class the day before (and i usually never change the settings to avoid awkward times in class when your the stoner who always foregts to put his phone on silent), anyways so its on silent and its 9 in the morning but low and behold someone answers it! There is a god! or at leats a hella nice chick named emma. Now for the shoes. I check out the common room but cant find them and try to remember what happened but realize i seriously had no idea how i got back the night before. not one memory past the point of dancing at Castro. So eventually i find them on the balcony and hop on my bike to go home. I pass out in my cozy bed for a couple of hours then smoke some bong rips. High as a kite and feelin great i enter a beatuful warm day in Berkeley. i walk up to Castro where the people are hella friendly and help me get my phone back and then i headed to CZ to see what was up with my homies. i was in bliss just being so happy from the night before and getting my phone back and it being such a nice day outside I just walkjed around smiling my ass off just so happy to be alive. it felt great. oh it felt sooooo good. like ecstacy. So floating on cloud 9 i get to CZ where i finally hear about the night before. Apparenlty my friend Ofri who lives at Castro found me by the keg and proceded with a copuple peoples help to carry me back to CZ. they told me it took us 45 min cause i couldnt walk two steps without falling. they kept encouraging me to keep moving and i aparently called out "Si se pueded" a couple times baligerently. Once at CZ i was turned over to leslie and juston who got me water, took off my shoes so no one would fuck with me and gave me blankets to keep me warm. so nice of them. it made me realize what good people they are and how much they really care about their friends. After finding about what had happened i decided since it was such a beautiful day out that i would chill outside. When sitting oputside on the patio i realize i hear stevie and his sister Jay who had come to visit with some friends chillin on the roof. So i went up there and kicked it with them all day long. pretty much everyone from the smokers balcony migrated to the roof to enjoy the beauty of the day. Chillin back with some cold beers in a tub of ice, smokin bowls and talkin about everything it was truly a chill ass day. The weather was incredible. For a while I just layed back and stared at the blue sky wonderin if life could really be any better. I finally got the munchies and had to make some food. then decided i should clean up for stripper party that night since i had slept on a couch the night before. So i walked home got cleaned up and smoked more bowls and went back to CZ to party. Oh so let me fill you in on stripper party. Like disco party stripper party is the biggest party that CZ hosts durring the semester. Hunreds of people come and we build a stage with a stripper pole and anyone who want to strip jumps on stage and performs with the first place winner getting $100. We also hire two professionals and ordered 10 kegs. This party requires security a full staff watchin out and a lot of work. but man did it pay off. the party was crackin! So many people filled the common room, red room, and courtyard. And there were a decent amount of people ready with routines. It was awesome seeing my friends that I live with shake their shit and get down. everyone was really positive and encouraging and thats what made it so fun. We ended up staying up till 5 in the morning partying including my own little strip to caress me down which was fun. I rode my bike home with the sun rise and slept till 2, to just head back to CZ to do my workshift cookin dinner.
good night and good vibes
so anyways back to last weekend....
So my first concern was my phone. I didnt give a shit about the pice of shit phone it was but all the numbers in it would have sucked to have to get back. I knew it was on silent because of the class the day before (and i usually never change the settings to avoid awkward times in class when your the stoner who always foregts to put his phone on silent), anyways so its on silent and its 9 in the morning but low and behold someone answers it! There is a god! or at leats a hella nice chick named emma. Now for the shoes. I check out the common room but cant find them and try to remember what happened but realize i seriously had no idea how i got back the night before. not one memory past the point of dancing at Castro. So eventually i find them on the balcony and hop on my bike to go home. I pass out in my cozy bed for a couple of hours then smoke some bong rips. High as a kite and feelin great i enter a beatuful warm day in Berkeley. i walk up to Castro where the people are hella friendly and help me get my phone back and then i headed to CZ to see what was up with my homies. i was in bliss just being so happy from the night before and getting my phone back and it being such a nice day outside I just walkjed around smiling my ass off just so happy to be alive. it felt great. oh it felt sooooo good. like ecstacy. So floating on cloud 9 i get to CZ where i finally hear about the night before. Apparenlty my friend Ofri who lives at Castro found me by the keg and proceded with a copuple peoples help to carry me back to CZ. they told me it took us 45 min cause i couldnt walk two steps without falling. they kept encouraging me to keep moving and i aparently called out "Si se pueded" a couple times baligerently. Once at CZ i was turned over to leslie and juston who got me water, took off my shoes so no one would fuck with me and gave me blankets to keep me warm. so nice of them. it made me realize what good people they are and how much they really care about their friends. After finding about what had happened i decided since it was such a beautiful day out that i would chill outside. When sitting oputside on the patio i realize i hear stevie and his sister Jay who had come to visit with some friends chillin on the roof. So i went up there and kicked it with them all day long. pretty much everyone from the smokers balcony migrated to the roof to enjoy the beauty of the day. Chillin back with some cold beers in a tub of ice, smokin bowls and talkin about everything it was truly a chill ass day. The weather was incredible. For a while I just layed back and stared at the blue sky wonderin if life could really be any better. I finally got the munchies and had to make some food. then decided i should clean up for stripper party that night since i had slept on a couch the night before. So i walked home got cleaned up and smoked more bowls and went back to CZ to party. Oh so let me fill you in on stripper party. Like disco party stripper party is the biggest party that CZ hosts durring the semester. Hunreds of people come and we build a stage with a stripper pole and anyone who want to strip jumps on stage and performs with the first place winner getting $100. We also hire two professionals and ordered 10 kegs. This party requires security a full staff watchin out and a lot of work. but man did it pay off. the party was crackin! So many people filled the common room, red room, and courtyard. And there were a decent amount of people ready with routines. It was awesome seeing my friends that I live with shake their shit and get down. everyone was really positive and encouraging and thats what made it so fun. We ended up staying up till 5 in the morning partying including my own little strip to caress me down which was fun. I rode my bike home with the sun rise and slept till 2, to just head back to CZ to do my workshift cookin dinner.
good night and good vibes