What Happens in Berkeley Part 1

[i_stupidkid_i]

Man I am just lvin it up! Its so fucking awesome to be young and not giving a fuck and just havibng as much fun as possible.  Another week went by like lightening and Im slowly realizing the semster is coming to an end! Noooooo! My classes are sooo chill I fuckin love them. But I know the weekends wont change a bit. Dam this one really was one of the craziest. thrusday night was a regular bar night at CZ and I came equipped with my nickles and dimes and proceded to get hammered off my regular whickey and gingerale. It was a usual bar night of music, drinkin, liars dice, and smokin on the roof until Dita and I fell off this ledge on the roof onto the cement. It was about a five foot fall but i landed on my wrist and sprained it. at the time i didnt really notice but dam i felt it in the morning. Then friday I woke up to go to garden in the student  organic gharden for class, chilled at CZ and made me up some lunch, then went to volunteer teaching kids. And its hella fun. I kind of felt like not going last week but I pushed myself and Im really happy I did. We taught the kids about the five senses and my friend Renny and i were in charge of smell. So we told them some stuff and explained how it works had them smell some sage that they thought smelt bad hahaha and then the ultimate for them. Jelly beans. I swear candy is like the most addictive craved after substance for kids. They seriously go fuckin nuts to get a single jelly bean. And their eyes all light up and they yell out in exitement and its just crazy. I kind of wish i got excited about little things like that. After that i went home chilled out for a while smoked some bongloads and headed bak to CZ for some grub. friday is vegetarian night which is bomb. Then I had Julia help me out getting ready for the disco party at a nearby co-op called castro. Its their biggest party of the semester and last year i waited outside in a line so long they eventually literally couldnt fit anymore people inside. But this semster was way different. We went fairly eary and we had a big group of us from CZ which was hella chill. and we were all decked out in our disco gear including all the guys me, Alexis, K.O., Stevie, and Matt. That was pretty fucking funny. My dick was practically hanging out with my pubes exposed they were so damn short. yeah u know its hot. so we travel across town and make it inside where we meet up with our friend max who hooked us all up with wristbands to get unlimited free drinks for the night. and what happens when jon gets a wristband allowing an inconsumable amount of alcohol for his consiumption? He gets wasted and talks to every person he does and doesnt know. I went from group to group in my mini green hot pants and introduced myself and met tons of people. It was so awesome cause there are a lot of people I have seen in my classes that I havent got a chance to talk to before and of course alcohol made me less self consious and more willing to go up to people. i also smoked bowls with a whole bunch of handicapped people which was really chill. The night was hella fun just dancin it up meeting new people and hookin people up without wristbands with booze. If you had a wristband you could bring some guests with you upstairs to the booze so everytime i would just grab some random people waiting to go up stairs and tell security i knew them. It was awesome beiung able to help people out and everyone appreciated it. i felt like robbin hood stealing booze from the rich and givng it to the poor. Well as the drinks kept adding up I became more drunk of course and then for the frist time in a long long while i blacked the fuck out. I woke up on a couch in CZ without shoes or a phone or how the hell i got home the night before and i knew there was some detective work that needed to be done.

and at this point its only sat morning

to be continued.....