I DON'T GENERALLY DO REQUESTS...

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...BUT THE SITUATION CALLS FOR IT. I'VE ARRANGED A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ENVY. SOMETHING HE DESERVES ENTIRELY. HE MAY DIE COMPLETELY OR HE MAY NOT. VIMES, IF HE DOES DIE, KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT ON YOUR ACCOUNT. I AM ANNOYED WITH HIM, VERY MUCH SO.

AFTER THE PANDEMIC OF A FEW DAYS AGO, THINGS SEEM TO HAVE QUIETED DOWN A BIT. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON I REALLY HAVE ANY TIME TO ARRANGE NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES FOR PEOPLE. AND EVERYONE HAS TURNED INTO CATS. I AM ALMOST ENJOYING THE SITUATION. EXCEPT THAT IN TWO DAYS, KIRAHARA AND I WERE TO GO TO A MILONGA, AND THIS WILL NOT BE POSSIBLE IF HE REMAINS A TIGER.

EDIT: ECHIZEN, IF YOU WANT TO ATTEMPT TO KILL ENVY, DO IT AT LEAST AN HOUR FROM NOW. I WILL MAKE YOUR SUCCESS MORE PROBABLE.

EDIT2: AND SOMETHING FOR THE DEVIL AS WELL...