Love Is A Nose So You Better Not Pick It
The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), slutty (79%), musical (68%), innovative (64%).
Stereotypes Punk Rock80%Emo Kid67%White Trash64% Life Experience Sex58%Substances51%Travel12%
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 83% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with . You make more than 59% of those who have taken this test, and 54% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 55%, hotter than 29% of other test takers.
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That was lame.
Guess what! I suck!
My darling brother Evan lost his son Thomas Layden Hamley and his funeral was on Monday. It was sad.
He was born 3 months pre-mature.
In other news, I'm up to 9 points at work and can be fired any second. But to distance myself from that I shall walk into the bossman's office in a V Neck and lean over squishing my man boobs together.
And my work (butt) buddy is pregnant. It's bizarre. I've known her for many many years and I figured I'd be the first to get pregnant.
Except her boyfriend is like 100pds. I don't know how he got her pregnant. I figured his sperm was low-fat...and bulimic and would die of a heart attack while running to her eggs. I don't know how he stores all that sperm in him anyway. When I keep semen for more than a few hours, I bloat like an Ethiopian.
Happy Birthday Kyle! For once, you can legally drink in the bars you've been drinking in for how many years.
And sorry to Desi/Tasha/Lisa/Steve about your sister Lacey. I don't know what to say.
Except...I'm available for orgies. They help.