Your Boobs Make Me Sad
Well, I have neglected this thingamajigger. Because I am awesome. And have more important blogsites to post to.
Because of lack of work, I was sent home early 2 days last week. And I don't have to return til the 16th. I was pretty excited and wanted to take a trip but I have no one to go with. Because everyone is either forever broke because they are jobless. Or they have jobs and they hate me and want me to bore to death.
I almost bought a TV with my last paycheck.
Then I almost put a downpayment on a car.
But I figured since my next check will be very tiny (like a baby penis) I should really postpone any big spending.
Besides, I have nowhere to put a TV.
I was being spontaneous to woo myself.
Happy Easter by the way. The day we celebrate the death of our lord and saviour. Or something. I don't remember what Easter means. I've been lost since I found out the Easter Bunny isn't real.
And to ruin it for other little kids, I should make rabbit stew (wabooze) every year.
But I love bunnies. Even the dead ones.
I've borrowed out $210 lately. And I'm excited to get it back. I actually like having it loaned out at this point, because it keeps me from spending it. And I can add it to my "EJ needs a new automobile" pile.
Or I could roll around naked in it.
I've gone our 6 times in the past three weeks. Thursdays and Saturdays. It is a bit much. But I've actually been having fun. Which I deserve after all the drama-o-rama I've endured from creepy people in my life.
Shit! I forgot to drop my godchild's Easter Basket off. I'm such a freakin' loser.
Oh well.
His mother and her lesbian lover hate me anyway. Because I'm beautiful.
I have a pimple. But it's not ready to be popped.
I'm hungry.
I want to watch TV.
I wish these visitors would leave. And by visitors I mean my uncle and cousin, not the aliens that abduct me each night, pry me with wine, and take advantage of my anus. My chocolate asterisk.
I should shower too. I smell like semen (don't worry, it's my own), feet, and cigarette/booze.
You all have a great night.
What Your Name Means
You entered: Eric James Hamley
There are 15 letters in your name.
Those 15 letters total to 66
There are 6 vowels and 9 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:Scandinavian Male Ever kingly. In Scandinavian legend the Viking sea rover Ericson: (son of Eric the Red) landed on the shores of America 500 years before Christopher Columbus.
Norse Male Ever or eternal ruler. Island ruler. Famous bearer: 10th-century Norwegian explorer Eric the Red.
Your number is: 3
The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.
The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.
The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.
Your Soul Urge number is: 8
A Soul Urge number of 8 means:
With an 8 soul urge, you have a natural flair for big business and the challenges imposed by the commercial world. Power, status and success are very important to you. You have strong urges to supervise, organize and lead. Material desires are also very pronounced. You have good executive abilities, and with these, confidence, energy and ambition.
Your mind is analytical and judgment sound; you're a good judge of material values and also human character. Self-controlled, you rarely let emotions cloud judgment. You are somewhat of an organizer at heart, and you like to keep those beneath you organized and on a proper track. This is a personality that wants to lead, not follow. You want to be known for your planning ability and solid judgment.
The negative aspects of the 8 soul urge are the often dominating and exacting attitude. You may have a tendency to be very rigid, sometimes stubborn.
Your Inner Dream number is: 4
An Inner Dream number of 4 means:
You dream of being a very solid citizen that people can depend upon. You strive for organization and predictable order. You want to be recognized as a person with a plan and the discipline to make that plan work like clockwork.
Well that was kinda lame.
I don't remember how to make an lj cut. And I'm lazy.
Because of lack of work, I was sent home early 2 days last week. And I don't have to return til the 16th. I was pretty excited and wanted to take a trip but I have no one to go with. Because everyone is either forever broke because they are jobless. Or they have jobs and they hate me and want me to bore to death.
I almost bought a TV with my last paycheck.
Then I almost put a downpayment on a car.
But I figured since my next check will be very tiny (like a baby penis) I should really postpone any big spending.
Besides, I have nowhere to put a TV.
I was being spontaneous to woo myself.
Happy Easter by the way. The day we celebrate the death of our lord and saviour. Or something. I don't remember what Easter means. I've been lost since I found out the Easter Bunny isn't real.
And to ruin it for other little kids, I should make rabbit stew (wabooze) every year.
But I love bunnies. Even the dead ones.
I've borrowed out $210 lately. And I'm excited to get it back. I actually like having it loaned out at this point, because it keeps me from spending it. And I can add it to my "EJ needs a new automobile" pile.
Or I could roll around naked in it.
I've gone our 6 times in the past three weeks. Thursdays and Saturdays. It is a bit much. But I've actually been having fun. Which I deserve after all the drama-o-rama I've endured from creepy people in my life.
Shit! I forgot to drop my godchild's Easter Basket off. I'm such a freakin' loser.
Oh well.
His mother and her lesbian lover hate me anyway. Because I'm beautiful.
I have a pimple. But it's not ready to be popped.
I'm hungry.
I want to watch TV.
I wish these visitors would leave. And by visitors I mean my uncle and cousin, not the aliens that abduct me each night, pry me with wine, and take advantage of my anus. My chocolate asterisk.
I should shower too. I smell like semen (don't worry, it's my own), feet, and cigarette/booze.
You all have a great night.
What Your Name Means
You entered: Eric James Hamley
There are 15 letters in your name.
Those 15 letters total to 66
There are 6 vowels and 9 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:Scandinavian Male Ever kingly. In Scandinavian legend the Viking sea rover Ericson: (son of Eric the Red) landed on the shores of America 500 years before Christopher Columbus.
Norse Male Ever or eternal ruler. Island ruler. Famous bearer: 10th-century Norwegian explorer Eric the Red.
Your number is: 3
The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.
The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.
The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.
Your Soul Urge number is: 8
A Soul Urge number of 8 means:
With an 8 soul urge, you have a natural flair for big business and the challenges imposed by the commercial world. Power, status and success are very important to you. You have strong urges to supervise, organize and lead. Material desires are also very pronounced. You have good executive abilities, and with these, confidence, energy and ambition.
Your mind is analytical and judgment sound; you're a good judge of material values and also human character. Self-controlled, you rarely let emotions cloud judgment. You are somewhat of an organizer at heart, and you like to keep those beneath you organized and on a proper track. This is a personality that wants to lead, not follow. You want to be known for your planning ability and solid judgment.
The negative aspects of the 8 soul urge are the often dominating and exacting attitude. You may have a tendency to be very rigid, sometimes stubborn.
Your Inner Dream number is: 4
An Inner Dream number of 4 means:
You dream of being a very solid citizen that people can depend upon. You strive for organization and predictable order. You want to be recognized as a person with a plan and the discipline to make that plan work like clockwork.
Well that was kinda lame.
I don't remember how to make an lj cut. And I'm lazy.