My Party Kicked the Boot Scootin' Boogie
Oh my goodness gracious me oh my. I had the best party ever on Saturday.
At 6pm, Desi and Brandi showed up. I stuffed their faces with pizza and penis. Then about an hour later Joann, Mindy, and later, Lace showed up. We played the Trivial Pursuit 80's Edition I got for my birthday. I kicked ass! Except in the Headlines category. Eventually we gave up because those questions were hard. And they asked what Princess Diana's second son was named. And I was like, "IS IT HARRY?! IS IT HARRY?!" Really loud. And everyone laughed at me.
It was Henry.
I called Cathy trying to convince her I was from planned parenthood. But she said, "Planned parenthood? Wouldn't I need to be having sex?" It was great.
We went and picked her up in Dunseith and went to Betty's.
I was a barslut. And all was well.
Then the afterparty. First of all, more people showed up than I imagined. And I guess there were people talking about it all over town. And calling all night.
Other than two guys showing up to say it was a "fag party." All was well.
There were about 20 people here altogether. I decorated the basement myself. With records and 45's hanging everywhere.
I can't wait to get my film developed. We have 2 cameras worth of them. Apparently, I got drunk and made Lace take a picture of my penis.
We were all laughing so hard all night. It was the most fun I've had in YEARS!!!
Except Joann kept toasting me and I kept taking waaay too many shots. By the morning, Lace and Joann had to carry me upstairs and I kept falling all over. And I fell into my bed and they couldn't get me into it comfortably. The whole time, I'm telling everyone how much I love them and how much fun I had.
At least that's the way my dad and Lace tell it.
I guess someone threw up all over the deck and it froze and my dad had to chip it off.
And I threw up in the sink the next day and plugged it. And blamed it on my drunk friends because I'm amazing like that.
People are still talking about my amazing party. I feel so proud.
Except my dad forbids me to ever do that again.
Tomorrow is my actual birthday. I think I'm gonna have Joann and Lace come over to watch a movie. And my brother Mike is coming home. I shall eat cake like Marie Antoinette.
At 6pm, Desi and Brandi showed up. I stuffed their faces with pizza and penis. Then about an hour later Joann, Mindy, and later, Lace showed up. We played the Trivial Pursuit 80's Edition I got for my birthday. I kicked ass! Except in the Headlines category. Eventually we gave up because those questions were hard. And they asked what Princess Diana's second son was named. And I was like, "IS IT HARRY?! IS IT HARRY?!" Really loud. And everyone laughed at me.
It was Henry.
I called Cathy trying to convince her I was from planned parenthood. But she said, "Planned parenthood? Wouldn't I need to be having sex?" It was great.
We went and picked her up in Dunseith and went to Betty's.
I was a barslut. And all was well.
Then the afterparty. First of all, more people showed up than I imagined. And I guess there were people talking about it all over town. And calling all night.
Other than two guys showing up to say it was a "fag party." All was well.
There were about 20 people here altogether. I decorated the basement myself. With records and 45's hanging everywhere.
I can't wait to get my film developed. We have 2 cameras worth of them. Apparently, I got drunk and made Lace take a picture of my penis.
We were all laughing so hard all night. It was the most fun I've had in YEARS!!!
Except Joann kept toasting me and I kept taking waaay too many shots. By the morning, Lace and Joann had to carry me upstairs and I kept falling all over. And I fell into my bed and they couldn't get me into it comfortably. The whole time, I'm telling everyone how much I love them and how much fun I had.
At least that's the way my dad and Lace tell it.
I guess someone threw up all over the deck and it froze and my dad had to chip it off.
And I threw up in the sink the next day and plugged it. And blamed it on my drunk friends because I'm amazing like that.
People are still talking about my amazing party. I feel so proud.
Except my dad forbids me to ever do that again.
Tomorrow is my actual birthday. I think I'm gonna have Joann and Lace come over to watch a movie. And my brother Mike is coming home. I shall eat cake like Marie Antoinette.