EJ's Super Amazing 80's Birthday Bash!!!
Howdy all and to all a good night!
Tonight is the official EJ's Super Amazing 80's Bash 2006 and if you did not receive an invitation, it's because you weren't invited.
And I didn't give any out.
Um, but I called everyone who's invited. But if I forgot you, you can call me at 477-6180 or 278-2265 (tonight only).
If you weren't invited, don't crash. Because last year, the party crashers ruined my whole fucking birthday.
It's gonna be gawesome.
I decorated the basement with records from the 80's and it's a bute.
I'm also giving away presents. Because I am super amazingly fantastic.
Right now, I have to go shit, shower and shave. All at the same time. And I have to sit in a tub of milk, honey, rose petals and a virgins tears while wearing a semen and tofu face mask so I can look super amazing as well.
I'll post pictures eventually.
You all have a great evening.
Tonight is the official EJ's Super Amazing 80's Bash 2006 and if you did not receive an invitation, it's because you weren't invited.
And I didn't give any out.
Um, but I called everyone who's invited. But if I forgot you, you can call me at 477-6180 or 278-2265 (tonight only).
If you weren't invited, don't crash. Because last year, the party crashers ruined my whole fucking birthday.
It's gonna be gawesome.
I decorated the basement with records from the 80's and it's a bute.
I'm also giving away presents. Because I am super amazingly fantastic.
Right now, I have to go shit, shower and shave. All at the same time. And I have to sit in a tub of milk, honey, rose petals and a virgins tears while wearing a semen and tofu face mask so I can look super amazing as well.
I'll post pictures eventually.
You all have a great evening.