Happy Xmas, War Is Over
By War I mean "dealing with the brats."
But yes, it's over! I'm back in SB, Valerie is playing Assassin's Creed, which is gorgeous, and all is right in my world.
New Year's is going to be AWESOME. We're getting Guitar Hero and booze. You know the rest. ;)
OMG I am talking to a drunken Laura right now. I love drunk Laura:
Laura: BOYS HAVE BENISES!
Laura: PENISES!
Me: HAHAHA
Me: LOL
Laura: HHAHAHA
Me: BENISES!!
Me: HAHAHA
Laura: i am lolling so hard
Laura: BENISES IS THE BEST
The drive here was crap. We had to bring the demons along because we figured we could drop Dany and his family off at the Camarillo outlets. SWEET JESUS! The fat one (Paco) demanded we bring Elf along to play in the van, although fuck knows why he'd want to see it since when we DID play it for them at home they wouldn't STFU and pay attention. Why is it always yelling for that kid? Why can't he just shut up? "TIO ROBERTO, THIS ISN'T LOUD ENOUGH! MAKE IT LOUDER!" then, "MY STOMACH HURTS! I'M GOING TO PUKE! MY STOMACH HURTS, TAKE THE SEATBELT OFF!!" He just wanted the seatbelt off so he could climb in the trunk. EXCUSE ME. MY SHIT IS BACK THERE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, BOY.
Once we dropped them and my mom off, my dad and I spent the rest of the way to SB analyzing every way in which this was their cunt mother's fault. And it really is. She CLEARLY favors Paco over Ricky because she sees herself in her firstborn. She's always saying proudly how she was just like Paco when she was a little girl: stubborn, demanding, loud, aggressive. My dad said she applauds this behavior in him because she think she's setting him up to be some sort of "go-getter" later in life, when really he's just going to end up a major asshole. So every time Dany tries to discipline his son, this dumb bitch is all, "Dany, don't! Please stop!" AND HE'S NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING BESIDES SPEAKING HARSHLY. THAT KID NEEDS A SPANKING!!
I really can't see either of them getting any better with age. Ricky has some sort of inferiority complex. He'll hit himself and call himself stupid. Last night his parents told him off for something and he yelled, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME!!" What the hell is that, coming from a four year old??
Then that whore's mother called her earlier today because it's her wedding anniversary. Her mother said, "Happy anniversary to you and Daniel! I hope you'll have many more!" Dumb bitch answered: "Well, I don't know if they [future anniversaries] will be together, because frankly, we haven't seen it [luck] come."
What. The. Fuck.
This was said right in front of my mother, HER SISTER IN LAW. AND NEVERMIND THAT, WHY ARE YOU AIRING OUT YOUR PROBLEMS OVER A WALKIE-TALKIE PHONE???!!1
I hate her so much. When I said goodbye to her just now she told me AGAIN that it was nice to meet me. I WAS AT YOUR FUCKING WEDDING SEVEN YEARS AGO TODAY!! STFU!!
WHATEVER!!
I am free! I feel horrible abandoning my parents and my brother, but they really are unbearable. I'm just glad BOTH my parents feel the same way, and it isn't just me being selfish or proving I should never have kids. I do still want kids, I'll just, you know, RAISE THEM.
But yes, it's over! I'm back in SB, Valerie is playing Assassin's Creed, which is gorgeous, and all is right in my world.
New Year's is going to be AWESOME. We're getting Guitar Hero and booze. You know the rest. ;)
OMG I am talking to a drunken Laura right now. I love drunk Laura:
Laura: BOYS HAVE BENISES!
Laura: PENISES!
Me: HAHAHA
Me: LOL
Laura: HHAHAHA
Me: BENISES!!
Me: HAHAHA
Laura: i am lolling so hard
Laura: BENISES IS THE BEST
The drive here was crap. We had to bring the demons along because we figured we could drop Dany and his family off at the Camarillo outlets. SWEET JESUS! The fat one (Paco) demanded we bring Elf along to play in the van, although fuck knows why he'd want to see it since when we DID play it for them at home they wouldn't STFU and pay attention. Why is it always yelling for that kid? Why can't he just shut up? "TIO ROBERTO, THIS ISN'T LOUD ENOUGH! MAKE IT LOUDER!" then, "MY STOMACH HURTS! I'M GOING TO PUKE! MY STOMACH HURTS, TAKE THE SEATBELT OFF!!" He just wanted the seatbelt off so he could climb in the trunk. EXCUSE ME. MY SHIT IS BACK THERE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, BOY.
Once we dropped them and my mom off, my dad and I spent the rest of the way to SB analyzing every way in which this was their cunt mother's fault. And it really is. She CLEARLY favors Paco over Ricky because she sees herself in her firstborn. She's always saying proudly how she was just like Paco when she was a little girl: stubborn, demanding, loud, aggressive. My dad said she applauds this behavior in him because she think she's setting him up to be some sort of "go-getter" later in life, when really he's just going to end up a major asshole. So every time Dany tries to discipline his son, this dumb bitch is all, "Dany, don't! Please stop!" AND HE'S NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING BESIDES SPEAKING HARSHLY. THAT KID NEEDS A SPANKING!!
I really can't see either of them getting any better with age. Ricky has some sort of inferiority complex. He'll hit himself and call himself stupid. Last night his parents told him off for something and he yelled, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME!!" What the hell is that, coming from a four year old??
Then that whore's mother called her earlier today because it's her wedding anniversary. Her mother said, "Happy anniversary to you and Daniel! I hope you'll have many more!" Dumb bitch answered: "Well, I don't know if they [future anniversaries] will be together, because frankly, we haven't seen it [luck] come."
What. The. Fuck.
This was said right in front of my mother, HER SISTER IN LAW. AND NEVERMIND THAT, WHY ARE YOU AIRING OUT YOUR PROBLEMS OVER A WALKIE-TALKIE PHONE???!!1
I hate her so much. When I said goodbye to her just now she told me AGAIN that it was nice to meet me. I WAS AT YOUR FUCKING WEDDING SEVEN YEARS AGO TODAY!! STFU!!
WHATEVER!!
I am free! I feel horrible abandoning my parents and my brother, but they really are unbearable. I'm just glad BOTH my parents feel the same way, and it isn't just me being selfish or proving I should never have kids. I do still want kids, I'll just, you know, RAISE THEM.