Mar 12, 2007 12:46
If I hear/see ONE MORE opinion on 300 begin with, "it wasn't realistic..." I swear I'll shoot someone in the face.
GUESS WHAT! IT'S BASED ON A COMIC BOOK! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A COMIC BOOK WAS COMPLETELY REALISTIC?!?!
GODDAMMIT!!
There is absolutely no need to say that over and over and over again! I'M SURE PEOPLE CAN FIGURE OUT FOR THEMSELVES THAT XERXES DIDN'T HAVE A FLUTE-PLAYING GOAT, AND WASN'T EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING FEET TALL!! WTF!!
This was meant to be a longer rant, but it's almost time for Greek Civilization, and I just... I'm just too angry to put words down. It isn't necessary to keep saying over and over again, "Well, it wasn't realistic or historically accurate..." BECAUSE IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE!! The film is an adaptation of a motherfucking comic book. COMIC. BOOK. NOT anything academic and historically accurate! IF the film people or Frank Miller himself had said, "Yeah, I meant this to be 100% realistic and historically accurate!" and they came up with this, then bitch all you want. Otherwise shut the fuck up and enjoy the bloodshed.
>:O
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