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[i_s_l_a_n_d_npc]

[ ALL THROUGHOUT THE SKY TODAY there are storks flying around to various residences and dropping off little bundles of... eggs and flour sacks and joy I guess. It is undoubtedly going to be a horrible, horrible weekend.

... At least you don't have to kiss, right? ]

[ ooc; STARTER POST FOR THE EVENT. Please feel free to post outside of this post

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[knightofelemia]

*catching the flour sack and reading the letter that goes with-- looks at the sack, then at the letter, then sack again*

... wow Lady Shurelia. Couldn't we have cuddled first? We have a child already and I didn't even know it was delivered to me. How amazingly talented Lady Shurelia is!

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Lyner, that's not how it normally works. ... As far as I know...

[knightofelemia]

So we adopted a baby sack of flour? I didn't think that was possible... unless Dad is trying to think ways for me to be more responsible or something and somehow sent this to me.

[bearonit]

I scored with someone! I don't remember doing it, but I did it anyway!

I'm a daddy now ♪!

[sewfabulous]

-- No no no no! Fuck no! You're not the parent of anything!

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[bearonit]

Oh, it says here that you're my wife!

[bearonit]

Go make me some dinner!

[dibsonrainbow]

So, how many shotgun weddings are we going to have now?

[brbwalking]

[ guess who isn't a parent, but IS very amused ]

Hmm... I wonder if that means I'll be babysitting again.

[pedokinesis]

*WHY WOULD YOU EVER*

[brbwalking]

[ WHY WOULDN'T I :D ]

[pedokinesis]

*damn you*

Missing out on the fun, are we?

[popdeculture]

Aww, this is such a cute event! Ours is really well-behaved, isn't he, Katara-chan?

[usedwatergun]

She really is. But I don't think that eggs can really be... not well-behaved. Unless you have a rotten one.

[popdeculture]

Don't call him rotten...!

[usedwatergun]

I would never call her that.