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[i_s_l_a_n_d_npc]

[ ALL THROUGHOUT THE SKY TODAY there are storks flying around to various residences and dropping off little bundles of... eggs and flour sacks and joy I guess. It is undoubtedly going to be a horrible, horrible weekend.

... At least you don't have to kiss, right? ]

[ ooc; STARTER POST FOR THE EVENT. Please feel free to post outside of this post

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[bearonit]

I scored with someone! I don't remember doing it, but I did it anyway!

I'm a daddy now ♪!

[sewfabulous]

-- No no no no! Fuck no! You're not the parent of anything!

1/2

[bearonit]

Oh, it says here that you're my wife!

[bearonit]

Go make me some dinner!

[sewfabulous]

DO YOU WANT TO DIE

[bearonit]

Hey, hey! No bad words! Our baby might hear you! [covering its... ears]

[sewfabulous]

IT'S A FUCKING EGG!

[bearonit]

An egg that's alive!

[sewfabulous]

No. It's the kind of egg you crack open and eat for breakfast! It ain't a baby and it definitely ain't yours and mine!

[bearonit]

[shoves the paper in your face]

[sewfabulous]

[ TEARS IT UP ]

[bearonit]

That's it! You're sleeping on the couch tonight!

[sewfabulous]

Yeah?! You're sleeping outside!

[bearonit]

Yeah?! I'm not going to sleep outside because I quit!

[sewfabulous]

I am totally goddamn fine with a divorce!

[bearonit]

Noooooo! That's not what I meant! [;A;]

We have to be together for the baby!