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[meerkatoutcast]

We outta trick someone into going into one of those cursed springs. Everyone comes out as some runt, anyway. What's some puny little puppy gunna do to you, bark? Common... Or, even better, why don't you get them to eat some of those famous Island berries?

Timon would never want to do something like that. Inside he's truly a kind meerkat whose only

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[timewarp]

Hey Timon, I have something for y--- whoa.

[meerkatoutcast]

You see? Doing good earns you good in return.

Hmpf, it's probably somethin' dumb.

You have something for me?

[timewarp]

Yeah!

...Who're your friends?

[meerkatoutcast]

Beats me. They've just been following me all day.

We're your conscience, Timon.

Oh, right.

Blah, blah, blah. Can we spare the details and get ta the presents already?

Didn't you say...

Even if it's dumb, I still wanna see it.

[reachfortheskye]

Note to self: internal dilemmas aren't always internal.

[meerkatoutcast]

Yeah hear that? She's makin' fun of you...

What?

[reachfortheskye]

Making fun? No, no, I was just making a scientific observation!

[meerkatoutcast]

I didn't say you were.

See, you're jumping to conclusions. Surely she only means well.

Well, I sure know Timon appreciate bein' observed under a microscope. It's only a matter of time before she starts pokin' him with all kinds of stuff... Like some kind of science experiment.

What's science gotta do with this, anyway?

[onaworldtour]

....

[Rubs eyes.]

[meerkatoutcast]

Well, well, well. Look who it is... Bacon Bits.

You don't like being called names, so why would you call others by them?

Why are you lookin' at me like that?

[onaworldtour]

Timon,what are those-

What did you just call me?!

[meerkatoutcast]

Now you see what you've done? You've made him upset. He didn't deserve that. You should apologize!

Forget it!

What are what? And I didn't call you anything.

[ingirlsclothing]

Oh my.

[meerkatoutcast]

Why does everyone keep givin' me weird looks? I didn't grow a third eye or somethin', did I? *poking his forehead*

Pfft, you're not actually gunna waste your time with this mutt, are you?

She's always been kind to Timon, why shouldn't he?

[ingirlsclothing]

*OH WHAT poking the shoulder devil*

Who are you calling a mutt, hm?

[meerkatoutcast]

W-what? *O_o*

You, yeah over grown flea bag! *>O biting poking finger*

!!! What are you doing?! Stop that! *trying to pull devil off* Apologize at once!

[wannabe_maiden]

... ...

You don't see THAT everyday.

[meerkatoutcast]

See what? *looking around*

She's delusional, don't bother looking.

Don't say that! It could be something important she sees.

[wannabe_maiden]

... do you always have your dark and light side on your---

WHO ARE YOU CALLING DELUSIONAL!? Don't make me purify you!

[meerkatoutcast]

Who and what now? I didn't call anyone was delusional!

Look, she heard you. Please, apologize before you get all of us in trouble.

No way! I stand by what I said. 'sides, there's no way she could see or hear us.