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[meerkatoutcast]

We outta trick someone into going into one of those cursed springs. Everyone comes out as some runt, anyway. What's some puny little puppy gunna do to you, bark? Common... Or, even better, why don't you get them to eat some of those famous Island berries?

Timon would never want to do something like that. Inside he's truly a kind meerkat whose only

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[wannabe_maiden]

... ...

You don't see THAT everyday.

[meerkatoutcast]

See what? *looking around*

She's delusional, don't bother looking.

Don't say that! It could be something important she sees.

[wannabe_maiden]

... do you always have your dark and light side on your---

WHO ARE YOU CALLING DELUSIONAL!? Don't make me purify you!

[meerkatoutcast]

Who and what now? I didn't call anyone was delusional!

Look, she heard you. Please, apologize before you get all of us in trouble.

No way! I stand by what I said. 'sides, there's no way she could see or hear us.

[wannabe_maiden]

I can hear you fine.

And really Timon, you should do something about this.

[meerkatoutcast]

Well would you look at that, she's not as dumb as she looks.

*sigh* Why do you do this to us?

Yeah, no kiddin'. I just don't know what. They won't stop following me.

[wannabe_maiden]

*oh boy, glaring down at you now demon boy*

I have a solution for you, free of charge.

I'll just purify him away, what do you say?

[meerkatoutcast]

What are you lookin' at?

P-purify him? What's that?

That's bound to fix his bottom.

[wannabe_maiden]

An annoying little dark side!

*going back to you Timon*

Just making sure he doesn't bother you for a while again!

[meerkatoutcast]

At least I ain't as ugly lookin' as you.

I have no objections upon seeing him go.

Of course you don't, then you could manipulate him all you want. Listen ta me, Timon. If you do this, he'll have you doing good deeds for everyone. You'll never get a moment to do something for you, a guy who deserves much better than that Goody Two-Shoes could ever offer.

Uh...