The not!Father's Day of Haruhi Suzumiya

[surpraizgod]

So it's Father's Day, huh? What a stupid holiday--it's absolutely pointless! But anywho, there is one father that I know of here who would totally appreciate this greeting, so!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, RIKU!

Comments

[the_darkblade]

... Hey, Haruhi.

[surpraizgod]

Yo, Riku!

[the_darkblade]

Thanks.

I guess.

[surpraizgod]

What's with that? Be more lively!

[seeyourwaves]

[deadpan staring at you] Thoughtful.

[surpraizgod]

Right? With all those lolitas living with him, he could easily be mistaken for their father! Or a lolicon.

[seeyourwaves]

Possibly, or maybe they adopted him as their father.

[surpraizgod]

That's not as interesting.

[juniorxhero]

To Riku...?

[surpraizgod]

Oh, it's you! Don't you know that Riku's a father? I thought you three had shared responsibility of all your children!

1/2

[juniorxhero]

[juniorxhero]

Father?! My children?! What are you talking about?!

[kaorubut]

. . . Riku's a father?!

[surpraizgod]

That, or a lolicon!

[kaorubut]

Lolicon. . .? You mean, liking little kids or something?

[surpraizgod]

Little girls. Though, with Laharl-chan, I guess that makes Riku a shotacon too.

[yukidex]

... The coconut does not count as a child.

[surpraizgod]

Oh! I almost forgot about that thing. Why don't you try telling at to them then, Yuki? They'd totally say you were wrong. But really, I was talking about all those lolitas in his hut!

[yukidex]

...? *sob icons*

[surpraizgod]

What would you rather call him, father-complex or lolicon?