The not!Father's Day of Haruhi Suzumiya

[surpraizgod]

So it's Father's Day, huh? What a stupid holiday--it's absolutely pointless! But anywho, there is one father that I know of here who would totally appreciate this greeting, so!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, RIKU!

Comments

[juniorxhero]

To Riku...?

[surpraizgod]

Oh, it's you! Don't you know that Riku's a father? I thought you three had shared responsibility of all your children!

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[juniorxhero]

[juniorxhero]

Father?! My children?! What are you talking about?!

[surpraizgod]

Are you blind? His hut is full of little girls!

[juniorxhero]

Well yeah, so I've heard. But, how does that make him the father or my children?

[surpraizgod]

I never said they were your children in particular. For all I know, they could have been Kairi's or something. Don't you think saying that he's their father is better than saying he's a lolicon~?

[juniorxhero]

*is so confused, sob*

[surpraizgod]

Don't look so confused!

[juniorxhero]

But I am confused!

[surpraizgod]

How??

[juniorxhero]

I only been here for a couple of days and everything is just hitting me all at once. So I can't help but to be confused.

[surpraizgod]

Wait, what? Haven't you been here for like ten years??

[juniorxhero]

...Uh no. But Kairi told me that I was here before, but...I don't remember it.

[surpraizgod]

Oh, that's what happened, huh? When I left, I came back remembering everything~!

[juniorxhero]

Really?