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[etna_fangirl]

 HEY YOU!

Are you bored yet? Want to show off your skills? Want to battle a TRUE HERO (tm)? Then look no further then.

HANAKO'S KIDNAPPING VICTIM SHOP!

Need a damsle in distress to make a hero appear? We provide a victim for a low, low cost and you get to boost your levels and your ego by beating up a TRUE HERO (tm).  Just look at some of our happy

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[flonnethefallen]

... What?

[etna_fangirl]

You can't read?

[flonnethefallen]

I can but... why?

[etna_fangirl]

Why not~?

[flonnethefallen]

... How can this be a good idea!?

[etna_fangirl]

I get paid, the TRUE HERO gets to raise a couple of levels if he beats the guy, the guy gets to do something evil and face a hero... everyone is happy~ Especially me.

[flonnethefallen]

So... it'd only really work out for some villain that... thinks heroes always win?

[etna_fangirl]

No, he has to try to defeat the hero. We just don't guaranty he'll win.

[flonnethefallen]

... Is that hero in on this?

[etna_fangirl]

Does it really matter~?

[flonnethefallen]

Wouldn't the hero be mad if they learned of this?

[etna_fangirl]

But he's a hero isn't he~?

[flonnethefallen]

But then he'd know that it was all fake...

[etna_fangirl]

Just because it's a planned kidnapping doesn't mean it's fake.

[flonnethefallen]

Well okay, then he'd know it was all your idea?

[etna_fangirl]

Well yeah. Anyway, even if he paid to get a victim, a kidnapper is still a kidnapper~