Desu #9: Of Revenge and Mistletoes

[toomuchdesu]

[This entire post is filtered from Haine]Islanders, I need to ask you a very important question ~ desu! Let's say there was a very evil and disgusting being who is a mean bully, and he made you feel miserable and hurt ~ desu. What would be the perfect vengeance put upon him? Details are necessary! I'm only asking for curiosity's sake because he was

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[wannabe_maiden]

Kick him in the crotch.

[toomuchdesu]

Excellent suggestion, human! I shall do that the next time I deal with that albino ~ desu.

[wannabe_maiden]

... Human?

Wait, Albino?

[toomuchdesu]

A-ah... yes. I did say that, didn't I?

[exex_demon]

*did someone say vengeance?*

Make him feel miserable and hurt in return?

[toomuchdesu]

I'd admit that it will be difficult since his heart is very microscopic ~ desu. It's as it he doesn't feel any pain ~ desu.

[exex_demon]

Hmm, that does make things tricky. Well, there are other ways to hurt men. Does he have a favorite item that he would hate to lose? Or you could embarrass him somehow.

[toomuchdesu]

Hehehe... I'll take embarrassment, since I don't really know him that well ~ desu.

[kleine_berre]

Hina didn't steal anything!

[toomuchdesu]

You're certain of that? And did you receive a tag?

[kleine_berre]

Hina doesn't have a tag, na no. And she didn't take anything either, PROMISE.

[toomuchdesu]

Alright. I can tell you're telling the truth ~ desu.

[broke_bushido]

*reading his tag* Sui... sei... Satan?

1/5

[toomuchdesu]

You're saying it wrong, human!

[toomuchdesu]

It's Suiseiseki! Sui-sei-se--

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[toomuchdesu]

... ki?

[debt_crisis]

If you want to get rid of a bully, just shoot him in the head!