Desu #9: Of Revenge and Mistletoes

[toomuchdesu]

[This entire post is filtered from Haine]Islanders, I need to ask you a very important question ~ desu! Let's say there was a very evil and disgusting being who is a mean bully, and he made you feel miserable and hurt ~ desu. What would be the perfect vengeance put upon him? Details are necessary! I'm only asking for curiosity's sake because he was

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[broke_bushido]

*reading his tag* Sui... sei... Satan?

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[toomuchdesu]

You're saying it wrong, human!

[toomuchdesu]

It's Suiseiseki! Sui-sei-se--

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[toomuchdesu]

... ki?

[toomuchdesu]

... !!!

[toomuchdesu]

... YOU!

[broke_bushido]

Oi, oi. It's the Demon doll-slash-parfait-lover-of-mine. How's it going?

[toomuchdesu]

I'm no demon! I'm a Rozen Maiden. Get it right ~ desu!

... I'm alright, aside from having my pride hurt.

[broke_bushido]

You've never told me your profession before.

Besides, if you're a maiden, where does the prince come in to swoop down from the heavens and save your life?

[toomuchdesu]

Rozen Maiden isn't a profession; it's what I am ~ desu.

There is no prince, I'm an independent doll ~ desu! Well, I do have a Medium, but Shinku has him too ~ desu.

[broke_bushido]

My, my. A big title for such a small doll.

I see! But what about those lonely nights when you're on the bookshelf and there's no one to watch the moon with you. Must be lonely.

[toomuchdesu]

And a beautiful one too. I'm not the only one with that title; my sisters are all Rozen Maidens ~ desu.

... Good point! Sometimes, Jun and I watch the moonlight together. Well, when isn't be a bratty runt ~ desu.

[broke_bushido]

Ohoo? So, this means you were all manufactured in the same box? Interesting...

People usually go crazy when the moon is full, did you know that? Some may say that the moon can influence one's personality.

[toomuchdesu]

Otou-sama created us with different suitcases for us to sleep on ~ desu.

But aren't they just superstitions? Honestly, I don't believe in such things ~ desu.

[broke_bushido]

You were born in a suitcase?

Why not? It's those who don't believe them that usually suffer.

[toomuchdesu]

... That's not what I meant! I meant he made us all have suitcases... Well, I suppose it'd make sense in a way ~ desu.

But I'm a perfectly functional doll ~ desu! Why would you think that? *fidgets around with the tag*