Hairy Rainbow

[the_spenstar]

If you have---Hair in the following colors:

• Anything but blond, red, brown, and black.

Please see me immediately.  You may very well have contracted a deadly disease know as 'Unnaturalpeloesitis'!

Comments

[the_spenstar]

Dude, I said brunettes were safe.

[Sigh] It's Unnatural. Pelo. Esitis.

Pelo is the Spanish word for hair. Esitis. Well. Esitis was thrown in to give it selling power.

[the_spenstar]

Oh, I know it isn't.

I just wanted to see if a rainbow of hair would form at my beck and call.

*I.e., he's bored.*

[yamionrly]

... Excuse me? *green hair thank you very much*

[the_spenstar]

Now that is a very lovely shade of Gentle Emerald.

The price of upkeep must be tremendous.

[yamionrly]

Upkeep? This is natural and not diseased in any way, thank you very much!

[the_spenstar]

Upkeep. Yeah. You know. Dying, re dying, bleaching. The infusion of essential flowers and herbs.

[wannabe_maiden]

What the...?

[the_spenstar]

Red hair! Move along.

[wannabe_maiden]

It's pink, moron.

[the_spenstar]

Not salmon? Because it's vaguely salmon.

[gotascrewloose]

Excuse me? *says the seven-foot-tall man in a trenchcoat, who, by the way, has white hair*

[the_spenstar]

*Lol, definitely not going to screw with the big tall scary guy.*

...You're..excused.

And might I add, your hair is very well taken care of. No split ends in sight.

[gotascrewloose]

Am I now? What about this "deadly disease"?

[the_spenstar]

False alarm! People over size enormous are immune.

[yesiknowme]

...?

[the_spenstar]

[Awwww.]

Amazing. You're a twofer!

The eyes and hair both match.

Are they real? Contacts?