Hairy Rainbow

[the_spenstar]

If you have---Hair in the following colors:

• Anything but blond, red, brown, and black.

Please see me immediately.  You may very well have contracted a deadly disease know as 'Unnaturalpeloesitis'!

Comments

[the_spenstar]

Dude, I said brunettes were safe.

[Sigh] It's Unnatural. Pelo. Esitis.

Pelo is the Spanish word for hair. Esitis. Well. Esitis was thrown in to give it selling power.

[the_spenstar]

Oh, I know it isn't.

I just wanted to see if a rainbow of hair would form at my beck and call.

*I.e., he's bored.*

[the_spenstar]

Watch, and learn.