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The Book of Crack Drabbles

Jul 11, 2007 20:06

I found a book outside the cave just now. I think I remember hearing that someone was looking for a lost book. I wonder if this is the one they were looking for? Maybe it says something inside...

( The Hot Stranger [Kougaiji/Sanzo] )

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polite_sinner July 12 2007, 01:24:50 UTC

Is that book something from the library?

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 01:28:10 UTC

I hope not!

...Uh, I mean, I just found it here, so I don't think so?

polite_sinner July 12 2007, 01:29:27 UTC

Ah, I see. It seems-- like interesting reading, ah ha ha.

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 01:34:55 UTC

You could say that...

Um, you aren't missing a book, are you?

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teargem July 12 2007, 01:36:53 UTC

... Santa Claus?

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 01:38:34 UTC

... I don't know either. I think he's a character in some folktale?

teargem July 12 2007, 01:40:55 UTC

I've never heard of him before... *bliiiink*

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 01:43:32 UTC

I'm not sure why anyone would name a character 'Meatbun' though... *looking totally bewildered*

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i_kill_evil July 12 2007, 01:44:52 UTC

By now, one would have been intelligent enough to avoid the literature here.

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 01:48:41 UTC

... There's more like this?

i_kill_evil July 12 2007, 01:52:03 UTC

...there have been various others.

[and lol made one for saitou/haine. it is TERRIBLE XDXD]

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 01:57:44 UTC

Ah. I saw a few...questionable books in the library, but I didn't realize there were more.

I just found this one on the ground.

((Want to share it? A loose page could fall from the book... XD ))

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feed_me_sanzo July 12 2007, 02:04:59 UTC

...Meatbun?

*that really IS the only thing he heard*

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 02:08:07 UTC

... That does seem to be what it says, yes.

((lol - just for fun we did one with Goku/Meatbun XD ))

feed_me_sanzo July 12 2007, 02:10:31 UTC

Where's the meatbuns? ...and what's with that book?

[Hey, it's canon.]

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 02:21:43 UTC

Oh, so you didn't find the meatbun tree? *hoping for distraction...*

((True. XD But crack or not, no story should involve a threesome with Santa. o_O ))

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killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:31:08 UTC

...A book about you and me?

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 02:36:57 UTC

...! *startled ~ dropping the book, which falls open to a different page...*

A Mullet In Time

On a shiny and romantic morning, Sanzo sat in the castle. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His finger ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Kougaiji to love someone with a purple elbow?

Sexily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a hot pale Sutra, all on a summer's day. I wish my Kougaiji would molest me, in his own violent way..."

"Do you?" Kougaiji sat down beside Sanzo and put his hand on Sanzo's ankle. "I think that could be arranged."

Sanzo gasped randomly. "But what about my purple elbow?"

"I like it," Kougaiji said softly. "I think it's sarcastic."

They came together and their kiss was like a wet violet that glistened with the morning dew.

"I love you," Sanzo said abruptly.

"I love you too," Kougaiji replied and shanked him.

They bought a dragon, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.

Ah, Not exactly... *grabbing for the book*

killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:46:29 UTC

*whoops, sorry, grabbing the book before you can, frowning* ... *going to be skimming the page that it fell open on, okay* ... ...

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 02:50:36 UTC

... *watching you warily - that's not toilet paper anymore...*

Um, it was just sitting there on the ground...

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