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The Book of Crack Drabbles

Jul 11, 2007 20:06

I found a book outside the cave just now. I think I remember hearing that someone was looking for a lost book. I wonder if this is the one they were looking for? Maybe it says something inside...

( The Hot Stranger [Kougaiji/Sanzo] )

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killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:31:08 UTC

...A book about you and me?

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 02:36:57 UTC

...! *startled ~ dropping the book, which falls open to a different page...*

A Mullet In Time

On a shiny and romantic morning, Sanzo sat in the castle. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His finger ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Kougaiji to love someone with a purple elbow?

Sexily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a hot pale Sutra, all on a summer's day. I wish my Kougaiji would molest me, in his own violent way..."

"Do you?" Kougaiji sat down beside Sanzo and put his hand on Sanzo's ankle. "I think that could be arranged."

Sanzo gasped randomly. "But what about my purple elbow?"

"I like it," Kougaiji said softly. "I think it's sarcastic."

They came together and their kiss was like a wet violet that glistened with the morning dew.

"I love you," Sanzo said abruptly.

"I love you too," Kougaiji replied and shanked him.

They bought a dragon, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.

Ah, Not exactly... *grabbing for the book*

killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:46:29 UTC

*whoops, sorry, grabbing the book before you can, frowning* ... *going to be skimming the page that it fell open on, okay* ... ...

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 02:50:36 UTC

... *watching you warily - that's not toilet paper anymore...*

Um, it was just sitting there on the ground...

1/??? killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:54:24 UTC

*you bet it's not toilet paper anymore >|*

*reading* ... ...

killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:55:16 UTC

...

killbuddha July 12 2007, 02:56:03 UTC

....who wrote this?

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 03:06:50 UTC

*not blushing. at all. really.* ... The island?

I honestly don't know. I don't recognize the handwriting...

killbuddha July 12 2007, 03:10:11 UTC

*not noticing, too busy WISHING TO SHOOT/BURN/DESTROY THE BOOK* ... ...

Why haven't you burned the damn thing yet?!

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 03:14:05 UTC

I just found it a few minutes ago... *plz don't TP me again...*

Be my guest. Need a light?

killbuddha July 12 2007, 03:27:51 UTC

*DX*

*handing the book back to you like it has the plague or something. Frowwwnnn* You can burn it or I can shoot it. Either way, that... damn book shouldn't exist.

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 03:33:29 UTC

*hesitating - doesn't really want it back - then taking it reluctantly*

I suppose burning would be more thorough...

*dropping the book on a bare patch of ground and shooting a little fire at it, watching it burn, until...*

Uh oh...

*...and now there are two books*

killbuddha July 12 2007, 03:38:04 UTC

*akj;dlfsk DO NOT WANT. icon represents sentiment on the matter ):* .....What the fuck did you do?

houtou_prince July 12 2007, 03:42:46 UTC

All I did was set it on fire. That shouldn't make it duplicate itself...?

Anyway, it was your idea!

1/2 killbuddha July 12 2007, 03:48:38 UTC

And it was your fire that duplicated that trash.

*whatever, taking matters into his own hands---*

killbuddha July 12 2007, 03:49:19 UTC

*WILL BE SHOOTING HOLES IN BOTH THOSE BOOKS NOW*

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