Super Fist of Introductions!
HELLO THERE, NEWBIES!
If you may pay your attention to the giant yellow afro, I'll ask you the question of has your hair been stolen before?! Has jerks from an empire raided your home, defiled your women and snatched your cookies!
SAY NO MORE!
The Sole Protector of Hair known as Bo-bobo is here! With nosehairs of justice, good-will and serious snot-a-tude, (aren't I good?!) will set the record straight! He'll stop those hair-harassers aside with some good ol' nostril-knocking!
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If you may pay your attention to the giant yellow afro, I'll ask you the question of has your hair been stolen before?! Has jerks from an empire raided your home, defiled your women and snatched your cookies!
SAY NO MORE!
The Sole Protector of Hair known as Bo-bobo is here! With nosehairs of justice, good-will and serious snot-a-tude, (aren't I good?!) will set the record straight! He'll stop those hair-harassers aside with some good ol' nostril-knocking!
Please leave 25 cents if you want to hear this message again.