a Stonehenge Apocalypse picspam
Cuz seriously, how could I not do this, hehe. This was the only torrent floating around, no HD sadly, and it took me bloody ages to cap the scenes, but ugh, so worth it. There is nothing more entertaining than cheesy sci-fi movies that take themselves too seriously, and add Misha's sexfulness to it, you get some ~craptastically awesome~ stuff.
So I knew that watching this movie would give me cheese cataracts, but IDGAF, cuz how could a movie that starts with close ups of Misha's lips, and his heavenly voice, be anything but awesome?
Will there ever be a time when I will see Misha with a cellphone and not automatically think of Cas?
This Jacob dude gets into Stonehenge, which has been quarantined, way too easily, but IDGAF, cuz when Misha looks that pretty, how could I possibly care?
Jacob is talking a lot of gibberish, stuff about electromagnetic surges and ancient architecture and volcanoes, and hardly anything makes sense, but IDGAF, cuz CLOSEUPS OMG!
Finally people listen to Jacob and he gets working on a computer, talking more gibberish about an electromagnetic key and how Stonehenge was built by the ~beings that inhabited Earth before us.. but IDGAF cuz he totally has the watching porn-do not disturb-omg happy tiems look on his face.
They're going to get the key from some museum, and Jacob is talking about some bacteria, and how the world is going to end, and the DUN DUN DUN music is killing me, but IDGAF, cuz ICU Misha tongue. Also, sexiest profile ever, y/y?
Joesph and his fanatic buddies show up, kill the poor major, steal the rock/key/relic/whatever, and there's this intense conversation going on, where is your humnanity? and there's talk of our stinky, crappy planet, and about Jacob not wanting to live with a bunch lunatics in a pyramid, and he looks as green as the fucking HULK, but IDGAF, cuz he's pretty (one can forget how he gets knocked out, and still fights like a girl) and I finally get some CASTIEL faces.
Just for that little frown. I dont have a clue why he was tinkering around with that EMF meter. Whats there to play around with anyway?
Note to pyjamagurl : Its not just Dean's clothes he stole, his EMF meter too. ;D
A very fake looking pyramid rises from under the ground and there's some more talk of primordial hill that i dont get, but IDGAF cuz Misha's doing that nose scrunch thing I love.
The chick got shot, and Joseph has lost it clearly, and the world is going to end soon, but IDGAF, cuz Misha is stripping! \o/
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Before shit gets real, there's more talking of course, and Joseph is disappointed in Jacob, says humanity is ~a failed experiment~, and Jacob believes there is compassion in Joseph, and appeals to him to spare the world, to which Joseph gives a big FU, of course, and we finally have a fight, which is kinda lame too, but IDGAF cuz I SEE SLASH OMG and Jacob totally kisses Joseph before killing him!
Time for cheese and drama overload, but IDGAF cuz it reminds of an angel, a hunter and an amulet.... ok NGL, I kinda liked this scene. It didnt make much sense but it was sincere and sweet and Misha looked so pretty.
Jacob is running to the stonhenge, with that crazy shorts dude after him, and gets shot, and stumbles and falls, and its all awful, but IDGAF cuz we finally get to see some SKIN! \o/
Jacob gets to the stones, but gets shot and falls flat on his face and there's like 50 seconds left till the world ends, and its all horrible, omg WTF panic, but IDGAF cuz I could swear we see a hint of Misha buttcrack! *_*
The DUN DUN DUN music is getting on my last nerve, and I start wondering how did I ever manage to sit through an hour and a half of this crap, but in the end IDGAF, cuz IT WAS A ROBOT, we have a new ~cool thing to say. And MISHA SAVES THE DAY! Omg that rhymes.
made by: oh_whimsical
Jacob dies, and this is when I realise that I actually got into this shit, seeing that I feel bad about it, but still IDGAF, cuz the PICTURE LOLOL.
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Agh, even though it felt like it dragged on forever, I needed more of this awesome shit. Need moar Mishaaaa.
And god, the epic LULZ it caused. Hilariously awful we all knew it would be, and it was. I'd watch it again. :P
So I knew that watching this movie would give me cheese cataracts, but IDGAF, cuz how could a movie that starts with close ups of Misha's lips, and his heavenly voice, be anything but awesome?
Will there ever be a time when I will see Misha with a cellphone and not automatically think of Cas?
This Jacob dude gets into Stonehenge, which has been quarantined, way too easily, but IDGAF, cuz when Misha looks that pretty, how could I possibly care?
Jacob is talking a lot of gibberish, stuff about electromagnetic surges and ancient architecture and volcanoes, and hardly anything makes sense, but IDGAF, cuz CLOSEUPS OMG!
Finally people listen to Jacob and he gets working on a computer, talking more gibberish about an electromagnetic key and how Stonehenge was built by the ~beings that inhabited Earth before us.. but IDGAF cuz he totally has the watching porn-do not disturb-omg happy tiems look on his face.
They're going to get the key from some museum, and Jacob is talking about some bacteria, and how the world is going to end, and the DUN DUN DUN music is killing me, but IDGAF, cuz ICU Misha tongue. Also, sexiest profile ever, y/y?
Joesph and his fanatic buddies show up, kill the poor major, steal the rock/key/relic/whatever, and there's this intense conversation going on, where is your humnanity? and there's talk of our stinky, crappy planet, and about Jacob not wanting to live with a bunch lunatics in a pyramid, and he looks as green as the fucking HULK, but IDGAF, cuz he's pretty (one can forget how he gets knocked out, and still fights like a girl) and I finally get some CASTIEL faces.
Just for that little frown. I dont have a clue why he was tinkering around with that EMF meter. Whats there to play around with anyway?
Note to pyjamagurl : Its not just Dean's clothes he stole, his EMF meter too. ;D
A very fake looking pyramid rises from under the ground and there's some more talk of primordial hill that i dont get, but IDGAF cuz Misha's doing that nose scrunch thing I love.
The chick got shot, and Joseph has lost it clearly, and the world is going to end soon, but IDGAF, cuz Misha is stripping! \o/
made by: oh_whimsical
Before shit gets real, there's more talking of course, and Joseph is disappointed in Jacob, says humanity is ~a failed experiment~, and Jacob believes there is compassion in Joseph, and appeals to him to spare the world, to which Joseph gives a big FU, of course, and we finally have a fight, which is kinda lame too, but IDGAF cuz I SEE SLASH OMG and Jacob totally kisses Joseph before killing him!
Time for cheese and drama overload, but IDGAF cuz it reminds of an angel, a hunter and an amulet.... ok NGL, I kinda liked this scene. It didnt make much sense but it was sincere and sweet and Misha looked so pretty.
Jacob is running to the stonhenge, with that crazy shorts dude after him, and gets shot, and stumbles and falls, and its all awful, but IDGAF cuz we finally get to see some SKIN! \o/
Jacob gets to the stones, but gets shot and falls flat on his face and there's like 50 seconds left till the world ends, and its all horrible, omg WTF panic, but IDGAF cuz I could swear we see a hint of Misha buttcrack! *_*
The DUN DUN DUN music is getting on my last nerve, and I start wondering how did I ever manage to sit through an hour and a half of this crap, but in the end IDGAF, cuz IT WAS A ROBOT, we have a new ~cool thing to say. And MISHA SAVES THE DAY! Omg that rhymes.
made by: oh_whimsical
Jacob dies, and this is when I realise that I actually got into this shit, seeing that I feel bad about it, but still IDGAF, cuz the PICTURE LOLOL.
***************
Agh, even though it felt like it dragged on forever, I needed more of this awesome shit. Need moar Mishaaaa.
And god, the epic LULZ it caused. Hilariously awful we all knew it would be, and it was. I'd watch it again. :P