You're a legend in this room, only in this room
You are lying in bed. It is a saturday morning and you do not have to go to work today.
>>>LIE IN.
You are lying in bed. It is a saturday afternoon and you do not have to go to work today. You are aware that your sheets have not been changed in quite a while. You are starting to suspect this may be unhealthy.
>>>CHANGE SHEETS.
The "clean" sheets are lying at the bottom of your laundry basket because they take like an entire wash on their own and you only do laundry when you run out of socks.
>>>WASH SHEETS.
You once again misjudge how much stuff you can fit in the washing machine. Your optimism in this regard is a refreshing change from the pessimism with which you view most other things in your life.
>>>SHOVE HARDER.
You manage to force the sheets and mountain of underwear into the washing machine. It makes odd grunts as it starts up. You think it is swearing at you in machine code.
>>>FLIP OFF WASHING MACHINE.
You flip it the bird. Glancing outside, you notice that everyone in the world just saw you do that. You feel ashamed. No, that's not enough. More ashamed. Everyone knows you engage kitchen appliances in swearing matches and lose. That's better.
>>>PLAY ASSASSINS CREED
You kill some guards stylishly and touch some people in the bad way. It is not as funny as it was at Grant's last night but you grin anyway.
>>>PLAY FABLE
You can't. You spent too much time giggling at how Altair pokes people in the crowd and now you need to get the washing out or the whole house will smell of damp clothes.
>>>HANG OUT WASHING
You hang out the sheets over the clothes horse in your room. It kinda looks like you made a fort.
>>>REARRANGE WASHING
Yep. Now you have totally made a fort.
>>>SIT IN FORT
This is pretty cool, but something is missing.
>>>GET NERF GUNS
You are sitting in your bedsheet fort holding a nerf gun. You are twenty two years old. Do you feel maybe a little bit ashamed again?
>>>MY FORT IS AWESOME
Damn right it is.
>>>LIE IN.
You are lying in bed. It is a saturday afternoon and you do not have to go to work today. You are aware that your sheets have not been changed in quite a while. You are starting to suspect this may be unhealthy.
>>>CHANGE SHEETS.
The "clean" sheets are lying at the bottom of your laundry basket because they take like an entire wash on their own and you only do laundry when you run out of socks.
>>>WASH SHEETS.
You once again misjudge how much stuff you can fit in the washing machine. Your optimism in this regard is a refreshing change from the pessimism with which you view most other things in your life.
>>>SHOVE HARDER.
You manage to force the sheets and mountain of underwear into the washing machine. It makes odd grunts as it starts up. You think it is swearing at you in machine code.
>>>FLIP OFF WASHING MACHINE.
You flip it the bird. Glancing outside, you notice that everyone in the world just saw you do that. You feel ashamed. No, that's not enough. More ashamed. Everyone knows you engage kitchen appliances in swearing matches and lose. That's better.
>>>PLAY ASSASSINS CREED
You kill some guards stylishly and touch some people in the bad way. It is not as funny as it was at Grant's last night but you grin anyway.
>>>PLAY FABLE
You can't. You spent too much time giggling at how Altair pokes people in the crowd and now you need to get the washing out or the whole house will smell of damp clothes.
>>>HANG OUT WASHING
You hang out the sheets over the clothes horse in your room. It kinda looks like you made a fort.
>>>REARRANGE WASHING
Yep. Now you have totally made a fort.
>>>SIT IN FORT
This is pretty cool, but something is missing.
>>>GET NERF GUNS
You are sitting in your bedsheet fort holding a nerf gun. You are twenty two years old. Do you feel maybe a little bit ashamed again?
>>>MY FORT IS AWESOME
Damn right it is.