Fuck that/Cum on the lips/And some on the tits

I spend entirely too much time at YTMND. Which would be better spent at Fark. Where, apparently, this shit really is bananas.

Gwen would approve. =(

I've also adopted tennathing's habit of listening a lot to stuff used in YTMNDs. I'm dorky ( Read more... )

It snowed last night. I woke up this afternoon morning, and looked out my window, and there was a coating of white stuff everywhere. Thinking quickly, I grabbed a towel, but it seemed like the coverage called more for a mop.

Channeling some2else, apparently God has a very short refractory period. Either that or he didn't dump all of his load the last

And I know quinctia is so going to get on me for raping the Latin, but the entire lesbian cheerleader thing is totally hot hilarious.

Pictures and video.

In other news, I need to do my app to NJIT like...now. It's due in a little over a week. Yeah, scary, I know. =P

The childfree will have a field day with thisDon't get me wrong, they can well afford to have their own little town's worth of children, and if they want to, they can. I'm just having difficulty understanding why Michelle can't say no. (She can just have a headache ( Read more... )

Waait For It: Seriously. I'd feel insecure dating a guy who was SO gorgeous that he could have anyone he wanted, because I'd be always wondering, "What could he want with me when he can have like, Paris Hilton (only not ugly ( Read more... )

this shit is bananas

No, seriously. B-A-N-A-N-A-S I'm in tears. This is so not safe for work, unless your boss enjoys projectile bananas. Minds, either, if you like Gwen Stefani. Okay, so I do. But this is hilarious.

Also: hoshit best belated bday present ever (this is worksafe, but the awesomitude of it will make everyone stare ( Read more... )