Meanwhile, on the animu front...
...am I a bad person for kind of wanting to crack!ship Piffle!Tomoyo with Sakura? COME ON TOMOYO IS LIKE OBSESSED WITH HER SHE HAS GOT TO BE TOTALLY DRAWING "TOMOYO X SAKURA 4EVZ" HEARTS IN HER ACCOUNTING LEDGERS.
Also: lulz @ her company name. (She totally did that to fuck with everyone.)
Also I am totally making a gay!ship which doesn't include Kurogane (who I have decided is so far in the closet he's having tea with Aslan) or Fai (who would be in the closet if his weren't stuffed so full of feather boas and wigs). I KNOW.
Also, I feel bad for Kurogane. EVERY TIME HE THINKS HE'S CAUGHT THAT BITCH AND IS ABOUT TO BEAT HER INTO A PULP HE GETS COCKBLOCKED. (Don't worry Kuro-rin, you'll find the real!Tomoyo sometime. AND WHEN YOU DO...)
Yeah, I know, I FINALLY caught up with Drag Race.
1) Tyra needs to stop obsessing about Beyonce. JAY-Z WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU HONEY.
And don't get me wrong, I love B as much as any other gay man of color (especially when she's dressed up as her own drag queen impersonation), and I love Tyra because she's a complete bitch, but seriously. If she says ONE MORE THING about Beyonce I am going down to Texas and snatching off homegirl's wig.
2) I think I love Jujubee more and more. I still think Pandora's the best queen standing, but GOD I want Juju to win so much. Even if she totally bombed last week and arguably deserved to be sent home after the rock challenge more than Sahara. (Even if her lipsynch for her life was way better. Sahara, honey, pirouettes can only take you SO FAR.)
I mean, anyone who knows how to insult a queen in three different languages is awesome in my book. TRUTH. Lord have mercy, I damn near peed myself when she read Jessica in Spanish.
(Also, "Memoirs of a Gay!sha." That book needs to be written like yesterday. Along with "NIPPLES.")
3) Most importantly: RU YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT AT LEAST A BIT LESS SUBTLE THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOW JESSICA THE DOOR HONEY. I mean, JESUS. She hardly even speaks English, and you're asking her to write a book in that language? Oh honey NO.
Not gonna lie, Jessica was a bit much at times (seriously, she needs a bit more Jessica and a bit less Wild), but that was just...seriously, WHAT DID RU EXPECT? (OKAY GIVEN LAST WEEK I THINK HE EXPECTED JESSICA TO KNOCK HIS SOCKS OFF, BUT SERIOUSLY.) I mean, Tatianna didn't even need to lipsynch for her life - Ru could have just called all of them on the main stage and been like, "Okay, all of you bitches stay except for Jessica, and Tatianna, you suck."
Ugh. RAGE.
4) Speaking of Tatianna: Can she get booted off already? Seriously, she's about as inspiring as a used condom.
SO HOPING SHE SASHAYS NEXT WEEK.
I think Ru's just keeping her around to drive Tyra crazy after she called her a bitch on the main stage. (I wanted to see some wigs go flying that night, but alas, I was disappointed.) But PLEASE RU DON'T HURT US LIKE THIS.
Of course, because Ru enjoys fucking with us, I'm calling Raven or Juju this week. She's had a hit out for both earlier. God, girl.
5) Speaking of Ru, I think last week I was at work and we were discussing RuPaul and Steve said that I was the modern RuPaul.
I expressed my surprise (given that Ru is the modern Ru), and he says that he's like 50. I was like, "That old? He looks good for his age."
Steve blamed it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Botox.
I said, "He still looks good for his age."
Also, I promised my coworkers that I'd wear a wig, and now I'm trying to coerce Julian into getting a weave so that when we have our eventual catfight we can do it right (i.e., he pulls off my wig, I snatch out his weave).
I have a feeling that Maria (one of our new employees) is in the church praying for forgiveness of all of our souls. Including her own.
Also: lulz @ her company name. (She totally did that to fuck with everyone.)
Also I am totally making a gay!ship which doesn't include Kurogane (who I have decided is so far in the closet he's having tea with Aslan) or Fai (who would be in the closet if his weren't stuffed so full of feather boas and wigs). I KNOW.
Also, I feel bad for Kurogane. EVERY TIME HE THINKS HE'S CAUGHT THAT BITCH AND IS ABOUT TO BEAT HER INTO A PULP HE GETS COCKBLOCKED. (Don't worry Kuro-rin, you'll find the real!Tomoyo sometime. AND WHEN YOU DO...)
Yeah, I know, I FINALLY caught up with Drag Race.
1) Tyra needs to stop obsessing about Beyonce. JAY-Z WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU HONEY.
And don't get me wrong, I love B as much as any other gay man of color (especially when she's dressed up as her own drag queen impersonation), and I love Tyra because she's a complete bitch, but seriously. If she says ONE MORE THING about Beyonce I am going down to Texas and snatching off homegirl's wig.
2) I think I love Jujubee more and more. I still think Pandora's the best queen standing, but GOD I want Juju to win so much. Even if she totally bombed last week and arguably deserved to be sent home after the rock challenge more than Sahara. (Even if her lipsynch for her life was way better. Sahara, honey, pirouettes can only take you SO FAR.)
I mean, anyone who knows how to insult a queen in three different languages is awesome in my book. TRUTH. Lord have mercy, I damn near peed myself when she read Jessica in Spanish.
(Also, "Memoirs of a Gay!sha." That book needs to be written like yesterday. Along with "NIPPLES.")
3) Most importantly: RU YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT AT LEAST A BIT LESS SUBTLE THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOW JESSICA THE DOOR HONEY. I mean, JESUS. She hardly even speaks English, and you're asking her to write a book in that language? Oh honey NO.
Not gonna lie, Jessica was a bit much at times (seriously, she needs a bit more Jessica and a bit less Wild), but that was just...seriously, WHAT DID RU EXPECT? (OKAY GIVEN LAST WEEK I THINK HE EXPECTED JESSICA TO KNOCK HIS SOCKS OFF, BUT SERIOUSLY.) I mean, Tatianna didn't even need to lipsynch for her life - Ru could have just called all of them on the main stage and been like, "Okay, all of you bitches stay except for Jessica, and Tatianna, you suck."
Ugh. RAGE.
4) Speaking of Tatianna: Can she get booted off already? Seriously, she's about as inspiring as a used condom.
SO HOPING SHE SASHAYS NEXT WEEK.
I think Ru's just keeping her around to drive Tyra crazy after she called her a bitch on the main stage. (I wanted to see some wigs go flying that night, but alas, I was disappointed.) But PLEASE RU DON'T HURT US LIKE THIS.
Of course, because Ru enjoys fucking with us, I'm calling Raven or Juju this week. She's had a hit out for both earlier. God, girl.
5) Speaking of Ru, I think last week I was at work and we were discussing RuPaul and Steve said that I was the modern RuPaul.
I expressed my surprise (given that Ru is the modern Ru), and he says that he's like 50. I was like, "That old? He looks good for his age."
Steve blamed it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Botox.
I said, "He still looks good for his age."
Also, I promised my coworkers that I'd wear a wig, and now I'm trying to coerce Julian into getting a weave so that when we have our eventual catfight we can do it right (i.e., he pulls off my wig, I snatch out his weave).
I have a feeling that Maria (one of our new employees) is in the church praying for forgiveness of all of our souls. Including her own.