Incidentally, Kelly Osbourne's cover comes up before Madonna's video on Google. What the gay.
That said:
I WAS PLANNING ON GOING TO BED UNTIL THIS HAPPENED. I read the thread on Fark, and then someone was like "Perez stole the story word for word from ONTD" and then I went to ONTD and lulz ensued. (For the record, I know what ONTD is - I just don't read it constantly because I'm not THAT gay.)
I don't believe it for a second (in fact, I just Googled the subject and the first hit was that she wasn't), but godDAMN this is providing massive amounts of hilarity. AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY LULZ.
[edit]On that note: Googled "lulz" for celebration, clicked on a site called lulz.net, immediately went o_O once it set in that it was a furry imageboard. (No offense, but...um...I'm not into that fandom. At all.)