Well, THAT was offensive.
One of my relatives calls. She's really nice, I appreciate hearing from her. She's kind of like the stereotypical old lady, but on the flip side she's very interesting.
She asks for my aunt. I go and see if my aunt is up. She is kind of up (or I woke her up, whatever), and I tell her who it is. She says "Tell her I'm not here!"
Um. Excuse me, bitch? Fucking excuse me?! I mean, she's like my second cousin or something, so she's not close, but FUCK that noise.
Fuck this, I'm answering the phone for your bill collectors just so they all know you're here now.
She asks for my aunt. I go and see if my aunt is up. She is kind of up (or I woke her up, whatever), and I tell her who it is. She says "Tell her I'm not here!"
Um. Excuse me, bitch? Fucking excuse me?! I mean, she's like my second cousin or something, so she's not close, but FUCK that noise.
Fuck this, I'm answering the phone for your bill collectors just so they all know you're here now.