Okay.
Poll So, I just got chewed out in the middle of lecture for leaving to relieve myself. In celebration, have a poll.
Personally, I'm leaning between announcing to lecture the status of my innards (because really, nothing livens up vectors like announcing the state of your colon) and pooping directly in my pants. (The latter might be viable if, you know, I wasn't so shy that I'd go and look for unoccupied restrooms every time I'm out in public. Seriously. If there's so much as one other person there, I'll go and find another restroom entirely if I have to poo. Which is funny because I'm talking candidly about my ass right now.)
Personally, I'm leaning between announcing to lecture the status of my innards (because really, nothing livens up vectors like announcing the state of your colon) and pooping directly in my pants. (The latter might be viable if, you know, I wasn't so shy that I'd go and look for unoccupied restrooms every time I'm out in public. Seriously. If there's so much as one other person there, I'll go and find another restroom entirely if I have to poo. Which is funny because I'm talking candidly about my ass right now.)