Affirmation

[i_maenad]

For reasons that are entirely unclear to me, my girly parts doc sent me copies of the reports of my last few mammograms. (Not recent. It's been a year and a half since my last titsquishery.) They all start out by saying that my boobs are heterogeneously dense.

You know what this means, don't you?

Say it!

I have TUFF TITTIES!!!