My Christmas Letter To Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for kanedax (-10 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I donated bone marrow to xenachakram12 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I gave venusgrl a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, insomniasbitch (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4736 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
i_like_tigers
Can I choose who gives me the spanking?