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Officially stir crazy today.  Fuck East Texas and fuck this pandemic.  Fuck the amoebas not wearing masks.  Fuck the secret police and the regular police for good measure.  Fuck Keurig's $11 descaling solution.  Fuck me for being a jabronie and not having a Switch.

Fuck Kenny Rogers.

EDIT:  Oh whoops, he just died like 3 months ago.  Oh well, fuck him.

Pandemic a shit.  Want pillow nest.

carrying two flaming microwaves that he stole during a riot.

HOW ABOUT NOW