I got  chewed out for not doing something that the person who chewed me out is also not doing! I'm irritated and also a little disappointed, because I had thought that this was someone rational. I also got kind of angry and acted a little pissy, which annoys me as well. Everything is going to annoy me this week. It's PMS week. NOT a good week to go ( Read more... )

You know what I was supposed to get last two weeks ago? My tooth. You know what I didn't get? My tooth ( Read more... )

We've exhausted every fix we could find for my mp3 player. Every suggestion, official and un-, every idea no matter how ridiculous was tried. We even considered trying to find tiny star shaped hex wrenches to open the thing up (hell, it's not under warranty). We spent hours researching and hours and hours testing. No change ( Read more... )

For years I've been trying to get them to take obedience training classes with their dogs. Every once in a while they actually do, and then immediately forget every fucking thing they've been taught ( Read more... )

My new joke:

How can you tell Dick Cheney is lying?

George Bush's lips are moving.

I know it's not very funny, but neither is the reason for it. I can't even think about politics, I get so furious. I signed the petition to impeach Dick Cheney but what good is it really going to do? Until the Democrats stop being so wishy-washy and stand up to these ( Read more... )

Last week I got verbally (okay, email) attacked by someone who managed to zero right in on what is currently my most painful spot.

Here's the situation. Tomorrow the WasherWomen are throwing a joint baby shower for him and his wife and another couple who just had a baby. The other couple lives near me, and one of the women who offered to host the ( Read more... )

The FDA is proposing new standards for the definition of "chocolate". Why do you care? Well, if you are a chocolate eater, what this means is that when you buy a chocolate bar, it could contain vegetable oils replacing 100% of the cocoa butter in the chocolate. Go to the store and buy "Chocolate flavored" baking chips (right next to the real ( Read more... )